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ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	9621	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Emeralds Found:	5899	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	6152
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	4953
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mines Excavated:	1387	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	2748
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8582
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	2840	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Towns Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Soulstealmc.net

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Villages Defended:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3068	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!