This guy claims to have saved multiple recruits from hurting themselves, survived canons being shot near his head causing a hearing injury, and even had a bomb explode near him messing up his back. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! He’ll regale you with tales of climbing mountains in freezing temperatures, sleeping almost naked in -5 climate, and so much more.
But wait, there’s more! He’ll also impress you with his knowledge of sports teams, horseback riding, and music bands, even if he can’t quite remember the details. And if you ask for proof, he’ll proudly show off his camo suit, because nothing says “army veteran” like a camo suit, right?
So come join our server for a wild ride filled with unbelievable stories, questionable facts, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?
Our server is so wild that new Ukrainian recruits don’t even get basic training before jumping into combat. Watch out for AFU attacks in Kursk, RAF pushing towards Pokrovsk, and fires breaking out at the Zaporozhye Nuclear Power Plant – it’s a real party over here!
But that’s not all – we’ve got Belarusian mechanized units on alert, RU reinforcements thwarting AFU advances, and the US throwing around $125 million in military aid like it’s candy. Plus, Iran is delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia because why not?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, join us and prepare for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, never trust a sheep in a suit – they’re probably a spy for Israel controlling the NATO Council. See you in the game!
we got explosions galore, with creeper armies and tnt cannons ready to blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens! 💥💥
watch out for the nuclear-powered zombies and skeleton soldiers, they’ll be dropping bombs left and right while you try to survive in this post-apocalyptic wasteland! 🧟♂️💀
join now for a chance to ride on a nuclear-powered llama and battle it out with other players in a radioactive showdown like no other! 🦙💥🔥
who needs peace and tranquility when you can have chaos and destruction at every turn? join our server now and let the madness begin! 🤪🌪️🔥
Join us and play games like Rust, GTA, and Armored Core 6 with Pico-chan and Yuu. And don’t forget about our break-taking Memory who will be back at the end of the month to bring even more chaos to the server.
With characters like Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, and more, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick. From building towering castles to fighting off hordes of zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free imaginary harmony potion, a fire nihility sword, and a code for unlimited diamond armor. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with our awesome community of players who are always up for a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
Terra A is a classic survival server where you can feel the very atmosphere of the old Minecraft. We do not have wipes or donations, but we will be grateful for financial support of the server in a small amount. We recommend visiting our website and registering on it, as well as joining the discord server. Our server is rebooted daily to ensure stable operation. Waiting for you!
157.90.3.16:40000
We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!
But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We have a new champion, Ambessa, The Matriarch of War, who will lead you into battle like never before.
Our server is constantly updating with new content, including the upcoming Worlds 2024 event pass. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition like a true Minecraft pro.
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that you can even check your account stats and builds in real-time. Plus, our model viewer will blow your mind with its stunning visuals.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.
Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.
So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!
