combat ready – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

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BlockyInheritance

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game inheritance drama is more exciting than real life! 🏠💰

🔥 Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to accept a luxurious house near Austin, Texas, or pass it on to some estranged adult children who didn’t even visit their dad during his illness! 😱

💸 Sell the house, rent it out, or donate the proceeds to charity – the choice is yours! Just make sure to watch out for those ex-colleagues of good repute who witnessed the will, they might be lurking around in the game too! 👀

💰 With a house worth a whopping $1.8 million, you’ll be adding more than just a few percent to your net wealth – talk about a Minecraft jackpot! 💸💰

👻 And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter the ghost of the first wife haunting the property from over 20 years ago! 👻

🎉 So come on in and join the fun – because on this server, even the most mundane real-life situations turn into wild Minecraft adventures! 🎮🤣🏠

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HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!

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Are you a solid 11 on the hotness scale? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where only the hottest players are allowed! We have a strict dress code of diamond armor only, because anything less would just be a fashion disaster. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to date us. So come join us and show off your hotness while building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss!

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MosquitoCraft – Bite-sized Fun!

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join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down on the dance floor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your fun? that’s right, these chickens are trained in the ancient art of karate and will not hesitate to peck anyone who dares to mess with you.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even spot a full-bellied mosquito doing the macarena.

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🌈 Endless Noobs Island [SMP] 1.20.4 Java Semi-Vanilla 18+ Whitelist Dynmap LGBTQ+ Friendly

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Welcome to Infinity Isles!
https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Overview
We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close-knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply! We’ll be updating to 1.21 soon, and will be expanding our world border!

Overview

We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close-knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply! We’ll be updating to 1.21 soon, and will be expanding our world border!

What makes us stand out?
🍦 SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelist and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
🔒 WHITELISTED: We ensure that every application is thoroughly read over to ensure that the best players join our community. Rest assured, trolls and immature players are not welcome here. Our staff team will promptly handle griefers, and any damage they may cause is swiftly rolled back and repaired.
🌎 SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
🍃 PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the server’s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyone’s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
🗝️ ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the world’s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
🛒 SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
🐻 EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
💸 NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
🔧 STAFF: Our team of friendly staff is here to help you if you need a hand!
👾 DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!
Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the map’s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you won’t need to worry about your builds being reset.

Join us today! Apply in our discord:
https://discord.gg/infinityisles

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: How do I apply to join the server?A: You can apply to join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions in the application channel.
Q: Are there age restrictions to join the server?A: Yes, our server is for players who are 18 years and older.
Q: What plugins do you have on the server?A: We have plugins such as fast leaf decay, dynmap, head drops, and Litematica to enhance gameplay.
Q: Are donations P2W (Pay-to-Win) on the server?A: No, our donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure a fair playing experience for all players.
Q: How can I report griefers or rule breakers on the server?A: You can report any griefers or rule breakers to our staff team, who will promptly handle the situation and repair any damage caused.

BoredCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring days and feeling like you have no idea how to make friends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward conversations or not knowing what to say. Just jump in and start building, exploring, and battling with your new friends. Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time.

And if you’re feeling a bit down, don’t worry – our server has magical healing powers that will have you feeling better in no time. Just log on and let the good times roll!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends along the way.

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Spicy Doremi Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice up your gaming experience with a little magic and mischief? Look no further than our server, where we bring the wacky world of Ojamajo Doremi to life for all you spicy players out there!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where flying broomsticks are the norm and potions can turn you into a talking cat (meowza!). Our server is filled with colorful characters and crazy quests that will have you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

But that’s not all! We also have a special “Spice Challenge” where players have to eat the spiciest peppers in the game to unlock exclusive rewards. Trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or stomach)!

So why wait? Join us on our Ojamajo Doremi for spic people server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover your own magical powers along the way. Just don’t be surprised if you start seeing flying pigs and dancing skeletons… it’s all part of the fun!

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TheraCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your stepsister drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, crazy builds, and epic battles.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s stepsister tried to ruin their life by breaking their precious DVD from their late dad. But fear not, on our server, there are no evil stepsisters to ruin your fun! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft wash away all your troubles. And remember, forgiveness is overrated when you can just block someone instead!

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PreggoPartyPanicCraft

extended family, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family feud, family relationships, Family Reunion, Family Support, family tension, Family Values, not giving up seat, PreggoPartyPanicCraft, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, pregnant woman, seat assignment, social etiquette

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value family drama just as much as your real-life family does! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of seating assignments and passive-aggressive comments in a virtual world.

Embark on epic quests to find the perfect seat at the dinner table, dodge dirty looks from pixelated family members, and navigate through tense dinner conversations. Will you choose to give up your seat for your pregnant cousin and avoid a virtual family feud, or will you stand your ground and face the consequences?

With our server, you can experience the excitement of family gatherings without actually having to deal with the real-life consequences. So come join us and show off your seat-saving skills in the most outrageous way possible!

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CraftyScam Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never scam you…unless you count our totally legit diamond exchange program as a scam! Join us for a chance to trade your measly iron for shiny diamonds, all while avoiding those sneaky scammers out there.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of ruthless chickens riding on baby zombies that will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you dare to challenge them and claim their riches for yourself?

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are rumored to grant wishes to those who can dance the Macarena while wearing a pumpkin on their head. It’s a strange tradition, but hey, who are we to question the ways of the forest?

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where scams are just part of the fun and the adventures are as wild as your imagination!

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ForgottenCraft: Where once-famous companies go to mine their way back to the top!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as forgettable as Blockbuster and MySpace? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest thing since sliced bread (which is also a forgotten company, by the way). Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top!

We have so many crazy features that you won’t find anywhere else. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those other boring servers in the dust and come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget (unlike those once-famous companies). See you in the game!

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