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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7841 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
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