comatose patient Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ComaCraft: Eh? Awareness Found!

Awareness, brain activity, brain function, brain injuries, brain scans, brain trauma, brain waves, Canadian researchers, cognitive function, ComaCraft, comatose patient, Consciousness, Healthcare, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical science, neurological disorders, neuroscience, patient care, signs, study

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	582842
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	462
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Runes Activated:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lab run by Canadian researchers. And get this, they found signs of awareness in a comatose patient! Like, what even is that?!

Join our server and uncover the mysteries of this comatose patient. Maybe they’re secretly controlling the mobs in the game or something, who knows! Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some super smart Canadian scientists who are probably way cooler than your average Minecraft player.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most mind-blowing discovery in Minecraft history!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

doing nothing, emotional well being, family concerns, Individuality, introspection, life choices, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, not participating, personal boundaries, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, societal expectations, UnfairCraft, unfairness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Buildings Constructed:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of your family nagging you about being lazy? Well, join our Minecraft server and show them that doing nothing is an art form! Our server is the perfect place for all the slackers out there who just want to chill and relax.

We have a special “Lazy Kingdom” where you can build your own hammock fortress and nap all day long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our “Sloth Racing” event where the slowest player wins a prize!

So come join us and embrace your inner laziness. Who needs productivity when you can have fun doing absolutely nothing?

Crafty Missed Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minecraft, Missed, Server, She missed

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server tried to shoot an arrow at a creeper but completely missed and hit themselves instead. Talk about a fail, am I right? But fear not, because on our server, even if you miss your shots, you’ll still come out on top with our insane loot drops and epic PvP battles.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve played on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can hit the mark or end up like the player who missed – either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure!

MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, DUI, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial responsibility, letting go, Minecraft, MomJailNoBail, moving forward, personal boundaries, personal growth, self-care, self-preservation, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for oneself, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic parent, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6830

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Are you tired of toxic family members ruining your vibe? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate sword.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t call you from jail asking for bail money because she’s too busy fighting off zombies in the Nether. Say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a community of players who have your back.

So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of epic proportions, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead?

MomSisNoHoneymoon

acceptance, apartment hunting, Boundaries, cold shoulder, family, guilt trip, half-sister, honeymoon, in-laws, instagram, LGBTQ, MomSisNoHoneymoon, Mother, Negativity, passive aggressive, real mom, Rome, Sexuality, spare key, Wedding, wedding invitation

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	6893
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventures? Look no further! Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can call any NPC “mamma” and they will give you extra loot and resources. Just like in the real world, right? 😉

Join us now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mamma to guide you through the world of blocks and adventures? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you for not inviting them on your Minecraft honeymoon – they can’t hang with us anyway!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual family that appreciates you more than your real one ever did. See you in the game! 🎮🏰💎 #MinecraftFamilyGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

SickCraft Minecraft Server

bizarre occurrences, crazy stories, emergency room, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare workers, hospital life, hospital staff, hospital work, Hospitals, intense moments, Medical, medical emergencies, medical field, Minecraft, Server, sickcraft, strange incidents, unbelievable situations, unforgettable moments, unusual events, wild experiences

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of the real world insanity? Come join our Minecraft server where the craziest thing you’ll see is a pig riding a chicken! Leave the hospital drama behind and enter a world where the only emergencies are running out of diamonds or getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the chaos of the ER after experiencing the chaos of our server. Join now for a prescription of fun and laughter!

RoadTripWithSpongebob

Adventure, companion, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Explore, FANTASY, fictional character, Fun, imagination, Journey, Popular, road trip, RoadTripWithSpongebob, Thrill, travel, Wander, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	276	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring road trips with your friends? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can go on a road trip with your favorite fictional character! Imagine cruising down the virtual highways with Spongebob Squarepants, singing karaoke with Harry Potter, or even getting lost in the wilderness with Indiana Jones. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join our server now and start your epic road trip adventure with your favorite fictional character today!

BanglaCraft Server: No Protests, Just Blocks!

BanglaCraft, bangladesh, blocks, Closure, colleges, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, demonstration, education, Government, higher education, indefinite, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Safety, Server, Shutdown, student activism, Students, universities, Unrest, violence

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Star Shards Collected:	213
Ores Mined:	9375	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shutting down is your brain cells after playing for hours on end. we shut down universities and colleges indefinitely cuz we know you won’t need that education once you start playing on our server. protests turn deadly? pshh, the only thing turning deadly here is your sick pvp skills. join now for a killer time and leave your education in the dust.

CraftyMissileDowner

Accountability, anniversary, Aviation, Conflict, CraftyMissileDowner, crash, downed, families, International, investigation, Justice, Malaysia, memorial, MH17, Netherlands, plane, Remembrance, Russian missile, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY!

WE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN HEROBRIAN’S SECRET STASH AND MORE REDSTONE THAN A REDSTONE ENGINEER’S DREAM!

OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE SKILLED THAN A SPEEDRUNNER ON A SUGAR RUSH AND OUR BUILDERS CAN CREATE A CASTLE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “ENDER DRAGON”!

JOIN US FOR EPIC PVP BATTLES, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER IN A CAT CAFE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT EMPIRE TOGETHER! #CREEPERLIFE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

ClimateCraft

All Year Round, climate dream, climate heaven, ClimateCraft, destination paradise, dream climate, Dream destination, dream location, dream vacation, ideal climate, ideal weather, Paradise, perfect temperature, perfect weather, travel goals, tropical paradise, weather paradise, weather perfection, weather utopia, year round, year-round bliss

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the rainbows never end! we have unicorns roaming the land and free ice cream for everyone who joins! plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. so come on over and experience the magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. you won’t want to leave once you see the amazing sights and meet the friendly villagers who are always ready to trade you diamonds for a hug. join us now and start your adventure in the most fantastical minecraft server ever created!

StoneAgeCraft

000 years ago, 21, ancient civilizations, ancient humans, anthropology, archaeological find, argentina, cut marks, Evidence, Excavation, fossil, Fossil discovery, historical evidence, human existence, occupation, Paleontology, prehistoric, research, southern South America, StoneAgeCraft, study, tool marks

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Animals Bred:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got fossils with cut marks dat hint at human existence 21,000 years ago in Argentina! Like, imagine finding ancient tools and stuff while mining for diamonds, it’s like a history lesson in da game! Plus, these tool marks could be da oldest evidence of humans in southern South America, like, how cool is dat?! Join now and be a part of dis epic discovery, who knows what other crazy secrets are hidden in our world! #AncientMinecraftAdventures #HistoryInDaBlocks