Coma Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

New Minecraft SMP Experimental Technology

Awareness, Coma, coma awakening, coma patient, Communication, Consciousness, EXPERIMENTAL, experimental technology, experimental treatment, health, Hope, Medical, medical advancements, Message, Minecraft, new technology, Reach, Recovery, smp, Support, Technology, technology innovation, uncertainty, Wake Up

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Farms Harvested:	733	Love Letters Sent:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Hey there, sleepyhead! Wake up and smell the creepers! Our Minecraft SMP is so wild, we had to use experimental technology to reach you in your coma. Who knows where this message will show up – maybe on a pig’s butt in the Nether!

Join us for a coma-inducing adventure like no other. We’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, chickens that lay TNT eggs, and a secret underground base filled with cake (because who needs diamonds when you have cake?).

But beware, our server is so intense that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to spawn here. So wake up, join us, and let’s conquer this crazy world together! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft, am I right?

ComaCraft: Where Creepers are Friends

2010, changes, Coma, ComaCraft, CREEPERS, disbelief, Friends, Future, Healthcare, life updates, medical advancements, miracles, News, progress, Recovery, Science, shock, Surprising, Technology, time travel, unexpected, waking up, world events

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Crops Grown:	1050
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Imagine waking up from a 10-year coma and finding out that the world has changed so much, but the most mind-blowing news you hear is about this epic Minecraft server! Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and singing villagers. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride on the backs of giant chickens as you explore the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving zombies who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that somewhere in the depths of the server lies a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and show that coma survivor just how much the world has changed – for the better!

BrainyQuarterCraft

brain activity, brain activity monitoring, brain awareness, brain damage, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain injuries, brain injury treatment, brain recovery, brain rehabilitation, brain science, brain trauma, BrainyQuarterCraft, cognitive function, Coma, Consciousness, Medical research, neurology, unresponsive, vegetative state

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	619487	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bruh. Like, imagine a world where one-quarter of unresponsive people with brain injuries are conscious, like, what even is that?! It’s like a whole new level of crazy, man.

Join this server and you’ll be transported to a land where the laws of physics don’t even matter, bro. You can build the most epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride unicorns into battle. Yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS.

But wait, there’s more. Our server has the rarest items you can find, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor made from the tears of dragons. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never want to log off.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, one-quarter of unresponsive people with brain injuries are conscious. Mind blown, right?!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

VaxxedOut Minecraft Server

15 month old, 15 year old, 25 year old, athlete, baby, cancer treatment, Coma, Covid vaccine, died, Egyptian, field, football player, francis ngannou, Game, girl, healthy, Heart condition, Italian, Killed, Malachi Rios, Minecraft, Server, severe headaches., Soccer, soccer match, Son, sudden deaths, swimming champion, unborn baby, Vaxxed, VaxxedOut, White girl, young people, young person

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Grim Reaper himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.

With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Farms Harvested:	408	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

1views, 2views, 3views, 4views, braptuber, bullseye, Cancer, chuuba, Chuubas, Coma, Failure, FARTING, Hit, illegal, Job, LIVESTREAMING, masturbating, Mel Nekomata, Minecraft, Practice, Server, streaming, Target, twitter, wage cuck, Women

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Votes:	7683	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Items Found:	4563
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ores Mined:	2684	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mines Excavated:	4939	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	2626	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!