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Minecraft Mon Go Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a reality TV show! In our latest episode, Liko totally aced Kaede’s assessment test, leaving everyone shook. And guess what? The brat finally got put in their place – it was epic! But the real showdown is coming up in two weeks, when Roy will face off against Colza in the ultimate test of skills and strategy.

Join our server for a chance to witness these epic battles firsthand and maybe even become a part of the drama yourself! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of adventure and excitement today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

adoption, aita, control, DAUGHTER, Decisions, family, family functions, Grandfather, grieve, Housing, Jealousy, Justified, Kindness, Outsider, parents, relationship, second daughter, spare room, Therapy, UniRoomieLove, University

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	2807

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyCraftSecrets

#covert operations, behind-the-scenes information, classified details, confidential information, confidential insights, confidential procedures, confidential trade practices, covert strategies, CraftyCraftSecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden knowledge, Hidden Truth, industry secret, insider knowledge, Insider Tips, proprietary data, trade secret, undisclosed information., undisclosed methods, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed techniques

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera journalist, Al Jazeera network, breaking news, Conflict, family, Fatherhood, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, HostageMDs, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Noa Argamani, Palestinian territories, palestinians, physician father, Reporting, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

black market trading, Deal, global security, illicit, international relations, iran, IranNiger, MIDDLE EAST, Niger, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuke weapon, nukecraft, political tensions, Program, Report, sanctions, security threat, united nations, uranium, uranium enrichment, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

Barefoot, clothing, comfort, contradiction, Experience, exposure, feeling, footwear, freedom, Minecraft, naked, Paradox, Sensation, sensation of nakedness, sensation of wearing shoes, Server, Shoenaked, Shoes, Unconventional, unconventional fashion, Unique, UNUSUAL, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, correlation, drug use, Evidence, findings, highly religious, Holycraft, lifetime use, Link, mental health, psychedelics, Psychedelicz, religious beliefs, research, risk factors, risky behaviors, societal norms, spirituality, study, substance abuse, violence, WEAKER

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1478
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

Army, battle, Civilization, Community, Company, Discord, Events, Experience, Farming, Friends, Government, influence, Interest, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, PRETEND, Rich, Roleplay, Server, simulation, TOWN, Works

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

big girls, body size, desire, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Hold, Intimacy, Life, lift, Minecraft, missed out, Physical attraction, physical strength, Pick up, Server, sex, sexual experiences, small girl, standing up, STRONG, throw around, TinyTNT

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!