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Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

bae, blocky, cultural shifts, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Misogyny, nonwhite men, Political Climate, racial dynamics, Server, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sleeping around, social norms, societal influences, trad wives, traditional values, Trump election, white men, white whores, white women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6063	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Emeralds Found:	9155	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6876
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	248	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

MineCraftLove

appreciation, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Connection, forgiveness, Honesty, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLove, Partnership, patience, relationship, Respect, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Towns Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Kim Jong-un, Military, north korean, Officials, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

#Automotive, automatic transmission, Automobile (Industry), cell phones, distracted drivers, distracted driving, DRIVE, Driving, Gear, gear shifts, hands-free, manual transmission, mobile phones, PhoneFree, PHONES, regulations, road accidents, road safety, Safety, Shift, smartphone addiction, Technology, traffic laws, Vehicles

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

TotemMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Crates RPG Quests Jobs Player Warps GriefPrevention Bank Vaults Coinshop Skills Mining Combat Fishing Money Items Perks Chat colors Glow effects Flight time

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magic Items Found:	6261
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Chimeras Created:	2

TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

• IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

play.totemmc.com

Pixelmon Portugal

Adventure, battlepass, Discord, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pokemon, portugal, Quests

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

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Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

Battle Tower, Casual players, Champion’s Gauntlet, Chaos, competitive players, Curseforge, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endgame, Events, Exclusive content, friendly community, Gyms, Join, Laughter, Llama, Meet, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, non pay-to-win, nonsense, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym system, Progression, Races, Rank progression, server ip, Silvermons, Tournaments, Unique formats, WEEKLY

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	4343
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Emeralds Found:	9665	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Server Name	Silvermons
Server Type	Pixelmon Reforged
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Version	Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

Overview:

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ:

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

Abuse, Behavior, buds, Calls, child, child abuse, Chum, chumbuds, cux, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, hurtful, inappropriate, Minecraft, online safety, pedo, please, Server, Sir, UNACCEPTABLE, Words

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ores Mined:	1922	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!