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Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

NoMoreHubbyMess

Boundaries, cleaning, clutter, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, NoMoreHubbyMess, organization, parenting, relationships, Resentment, self-care, working parents

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6892	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of cleaning up after everyone in your house? Do you feel like a maid instead of a mom? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about clutter or mess. No more picking up after your husband or kids, just pure creative freedom. And the best part? You can make your husband clean up after himself in the game too! Watch as he struggles to put his virtual clothes in the hamper, just like in real life.

But beware, if you don’t clean up after yourself in the game, your virtual husband might get mad at you too! So come join us and let off some steam in a world where you can finally be selfish and put yourself first. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Crops Grown:	7181
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	2309
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Votes:	9129
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2475	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Star Shards Collected:	71	Magic Crystals Found:	11

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Advanced technology, brain activity, brain-computer interface, brainwave, Edition, high accuracy, high performance, innovative technology, low power, medical device, MiBMI, Micraft, Miniaturized Brain-Machine Interface, neural activity, neural decoding, neural signals, neuroengineering, neuroprosthetics, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, small size, text translation, versatile solution

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Emeralds Found:	6772	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

Casino, Community, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Development, dwarfism, Economy, Enjoy, Features, invite, java, Land claiming, Map, Market system, Minecraft, Pay, Players, Public, Rent, rentable properties, Reyvadin, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Speedrunning, Towny, TOXIC

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Animals Bred:	153
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.

ElpCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Bitcoin, btc, Community, crisis relief, cryptocurrency, DEBT, donation, elp, ElpCraft, emergency, financial aid, financial crisis, Food, Generosity, Help, Homeless, Kindness, Minecraft, Server, Shelter, Struggling, Support, Urgent

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5779	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Votes:	9095
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!