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Measles Mayhem Minecraft

columbia university, disease outbreak, Epidemic, global health, global trends, Healthcare, immunization, infectious diseases, low-resourced countries, MAYHEM, Measles, measles cases, Minecraft, preventable diseases, public health, socioeconomic factors, study, Surge, vaccination, vaccination rates, vaccine reluctance, wealthier nations

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Votes:	9154	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mines Excavated:	1634

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!

We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.

So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

KosherCraft: Where Ashkenormativity meets blocky creativity!

2024.., antisemitism, Ashkenormativity, blocky, columbia university, controversy, creativity, DEI, Diversity, education, equity, folx, inclusion, KosherCraft, meets, News, normativity, nypost, president, quizzed, Spelling, Students, terms, US

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	276	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever dig your pickaxe into!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by Notch himself. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so epic that even the ender dragon has been known to breakdance when defeated. And if you think you’re a pro at redstone, just wait until you see the insane contraptions our players have built – we’re talking fully functioning roller coasters, rocket ships to the moon, and even a working replica of the Death Star.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret diamond mine that’s rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re brave enough to face the spookiest mob in all of Minecraft, come on down and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Don’t miss out on the most lit, turnt, and downright insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown – literally, if you get too close to a TNT cannon.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Votes:	9155	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	125
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

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BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68
Love Letters Sent:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Alien Abductions:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	7564
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Dragon Eggs Found:	4196	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!