Columbia University MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Measles Mayhem Minecraft

wealthier nations, MAYHEM, Surge, vaccination rates, low-resourced countries

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the measles are tryna get in on the action! Our server is so poppin’ that even Columbia University did a study on it, talkin’ ’bout how our player count be surgin’ like 140% in just a few years!

We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.

So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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KosherCraft: Where Ashkenormativity meets blocky creativity!

folx, inclusion, News, DEI, blocky

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever dig your pickaxe into!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by Notch himself. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so epic that even the ender dragon has been known to breakdance when defeated. And if you think you’re a pro at redstone, just wait until you see the insane contraptions our players have built – we’re talking fully functioning roller coasters, rocket ships to the moon, and even a working replica of the Death Star.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret diamond mine that’s rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re brave enough to face the spookiest mob in all of Minecraft, come on down and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Don’t miss out on the most lit, turnt, and downright insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown – literally, if you get too close to a TNT cannon.

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> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, Fans, AEWtists, WOOOOOOOAH

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

post-colonialism., opinion, Colonization, power dynamics, neo-colonialism

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

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So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

Lads, Injuries, SUICIDE, smp, manchester united

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

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Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

twitch, Caspurr clip playlist, randon, Randon Caspurr General, Official

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

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Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

thank you, locking stables, yuropoors, smp, making a buck

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

WITHOUT WIPES, Minecraft, donates, Achievements, Survival

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server

tradition, giving thanks, family, gratefulness, joy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and hilarious pranks that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Hidya Vebes, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just track down a Hidya Vebe and make your wish!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our epic parkour courses that will test your skills and patience to the max? Trust us, you’ll be laughing (and maybe crying) as you try to navigate through our insane obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden Hidya Vebe that will change your gameplay forever.

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Claim Your Millennial Fu Minecraft SMP

social media, trends, Marketing, self improvement, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can claim your very own millenialfu! What’s a millenialfu, you ask? It’s a magical creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds! And the best part? You can ride it around the server and show off to all your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be rewarded with a crown made of feathers and unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can journey to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away to funky beats and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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