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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3867 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 192 |
We got players from all over the world, even from them low-resourced countries where they ain’t got time for vaccines. And don’t even get me started on them wealthy nations, they be too busy tryna dodge shots in-game to get their shots IRL.
So come join us on this wild ride, where even the measles can’t resist the fun! Who needs vaccines when you got our server to keep you entertained? Let’s get this party started, y’all!