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Columbia Sluts Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	7556
Alien Abductions:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Join us and you might just run into those infamous Columbia Missouri sluts who are always causing chaos and drama wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their dance partners. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to players who can do the Macarena flawlessly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

AdmitCraft Minecraft Server

admissions boost, AdmitCraft, aita, asian, college acceptance, college admission, Columbia, comparison, computer science major, denigrating accomplishments, Diversity, feeder school, friend conflict, friend disagreement, high school seniors, latina, Legacy, logical argument, Minecraft, philosophy major, Reality, Server, underrepresented minority

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3140
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic and reason are thrown out the window! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, on our server, you can experience the ultimate showdown between a feisty Latina and a determined Asian senior! Watch as they battle it out over who is more impressive for getting admitted to Columbia. Will the boost in admissions for being an underrepresented minority prevail, or will the legacy status and difficult major triumph?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic debates over feeder schools and chosen majors, all while building your own virtual world in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in the craziest high school drama ever to hit Minecraft!

ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You

academic rigor, academics, alumni network, Based, BUILD, campus life, campus traditions, career opportunities, Columbia, ColumbiaCraft, Diversity, education, extracurricular activities, higher education, ivy, ivy league, Leaguers, networking, new york city, social scene, student culture, Student Organizations, Students, University

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4780	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!

Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.

So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Chelsea’s Crazy Minecraft Adventures

acquaintance, Adventures, Awareness, Chelsea, Chelseas, Columbia, Community, Crafty, crazy, Drama, familiarity, gossip, Identity, local gossip, Minecraft, Missouri, recognition, reputation, Rumors, scandal, Secrets, slut, small town, social circles

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Have you heard about Chelsea from Columbia, Missouri? She’s the wildest player on our server, always causing chaos and stirring up drama. Join our server to see if you can keep up with her antics and maybe even become her Minecraft BFF!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs wearing top hats. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat these fancy swine will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE BLOCKS! Who wouldn’t want to explore a cheesy paradise while dodging creeper explosions and skeleton archers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocktopia: Stayin’ Alive

alive, blocktopia, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, finding happiness, Gratitude, inner peace, inner strength, life satisfaction, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, purpose in life, reason for living, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, stayin, staying positive

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, battle evil mobs with your trusty pet chicken sidekick, and build the most ridiculous pixel art creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge of Doom” where unsuspecting players are pranked by mischievous trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the virtual disco club.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

ThaiCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, civil rights, equality, gender equality, historic moment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusive society, landmark bill, landmark decision, legal recognition, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, marriage rights, Minecraft, progress, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, ThaiCraft, thailand

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you can build, like, whatever you want and, like, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about.

also, like, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. yeah, i know, crazy right? but, like, totally true.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a pet panda sanctuary where you can ride on their backs and fly around the server? it’s, like, the most fun thing ever.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally rad and full of surprises, you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyConflictMC

#endorsement, Conflict, CraftyConflictMC, Diplomacy, disagreement, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, India, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, resolution efforts, russia, sanctions, summit statement, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than russia-ukraine war but with way more explosions and chaos! india is like “no way, i’m too busy playing on this server to endorse any boring summit statements!” we have epic factions fighting for control, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

BreakfastCraft: Because Pancakes for Dinner is Totally Acceptable

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	943430
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SERVE BACON SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER! ONLY PSYCHOS EAT HAM SANDWICHES FOR BREAKFAST HERE! COME BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WHILE EATING THE MOST RANDOM MEALS OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS NORMAL WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BACON FOR BREAKFAST AND CEREAL FOR DINNER?! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE!

DiabeticCraft: Boomers Edition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing tripling is the fun, not diabetes prevalence in older adults! We don’t care about that boring stuff, we care about building epic structures and slaying creepers like it’s nobody’s business.

We got more crazy builds than there are people with type 1 diabetes in the US over 65, and that’s a lot, fam! Join us and watch as your creativity triples just like the prevalence of diabetes in older adults since the 1990s. Who needs health statistics when you can have a blast in our server?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than reading about diabetes statistics. Let’s get building, baby!

Grimwald SMP Java: Where watching grass grow is considered an extreme sport! Join now for the slow action!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	4380
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

About us	We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
Features	Proximity voicechat, optional feature Vanilla tweaks datapacks for quality of life Coreprotect for server protection Hard difficulty Democracy for decision-making Updates to new versions soon after release Friendly community Minigames and events Group projects No pay to win or voting for access

Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!

FAQ:

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.

2. Is voicechat mandatory?

No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

4. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.

5. How are server decisions made?

All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.

Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

age, body shape, hygiene, HygieneCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Physical attraction, pussy, Race, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, sexual compatibility, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Taste

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1119

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!