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Players: |
101/800 |
Votes: |
2852 |
Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
Runes Activated: |
3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
3 |
Battle Standards Raised: |
11 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: |
3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: |
2 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: |
8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: |
10 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
2 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!