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MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Towns Built:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Items Found:	7056
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Potions Brewed:	46
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Astral Projections Made:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	56	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Emeralds Found:	7132	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Votes:	8267	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crops Grown:	7241
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	28

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!

MineCraftyFantasy – Crafting chaos with Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker vibes! Join us at /xivg/ server!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	243	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for early access and experience the madness that is about to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And if you need more convincing, just check out our promotional site that will blow your mind!

In-game events? We’ve got Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Get ready to dive into a world of fantasy and fun like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! How about a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Or maybe you’re more into PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Whatever your heart desires, we’ve got it all on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the meetups happening. From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK Meetup to Spooky Club: Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, we’ve got something for everyone. Join us for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run and experience the thrill of the chase.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous, insane, and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3084
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?