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KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Airplane, airplane etiquette, Baby Shark, child behavior, colorful insults, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Frustration, ipad, Kids, KidzCraft, Manners, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, passenger behavior, public behavior, Server, social norms, swearing, Yelling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of being stuck on a plane with annoying kids and their Baby Shark obsession? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no crying children or repetitive songs in sight!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. No more death glares from parents or demonic tunes haunting your dreams. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky wonderland.

Forget about being judged for speaking your mind – on our server, colorful insults are not only allowed, but encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the Baby Shark nightmare. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite song to play on repeat (hint: it’s not Baby Shark).

Noodleshooters: The Pasta Adventure – 1.21 Vanilla Minecraft Fun!

admins, Adventure, application, border, Community, Economy, Environment, Expansion, Friendly, Fun, hermitcraft, Launch, Minecraft, multiplayer, Noodleshooters, Owners, pasta, Permit, Safe, Season, Server, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, spawntown, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	7870	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Noodlecraft Season 2 Server Overview:

Description
Welcome to Noodlecraft season 2! This server has a history of previous seasons and is now looking to expand with new friendly faces. The season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy. The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join by submitting an application through the provided link: Application Form
What is the focus of this season?	This season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy.
When is the server launching?	The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024. Exact day to be announced.
Are there any rules in place?	Yes, to ensure a safe and friendly environment, there are rules that all players must adhere to. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Rudo’s Love Quest Minecraft Server

compatibility, Connection, DATING, decision, destiny, emotions, end up, fate, feelings, Future, love, match, Minecraft, partner, prediction, Quest, relationship, romance, Rudo, Rudos, Server, soulmate, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the blocky world! Join now and witness the epic love triangle between Rudo, a pig named Bacon, and a talking diamond sword named Shiny! Who will Rudo end up with? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PistolPete’s NBA Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Basketball, commentary, discussion, Editon, general, highlights, interview, legend, Minecraft, NBA, nba.com, News, pistol pete, PistolPetes, player, Server, sports, Theme, Thread, Tribute, Video

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	1854	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the mystical world of blocky wonders. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? No problem! Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? We got you covered!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow breakdancing in a disco made of emeralds, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftySocial Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftySocial, digital age, digital communication, emotional expression, Human Connection, internet culture, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, online interactions, online presence, personal level, relationships, Server, social behavior, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	218	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of social media ruining your personal communication skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all forms of social media! That’s right, no more awkward DMs or misinterpreted emojis. Join us and experience the joy of real, face-to-face interactions with your fellow players as you build, mine, and survive together in a world free from the tyranny of likes and retweets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a truly unique and social media-free Minecraft experience!

SilentCraft: Noisy Jobs Edition

communication-free tasks, Edition, Jobs, noise regulations, noise restrictions, noise-free professions, noiseless job duties, noiseless jobs, noiseless work, Noisy, quiet careers, quiet job environments, quiet professions, quiet work settings, silent industries, silent job requirements, silent job responsibilities, silent jobs, silent occupations, silent tasks, silent work, silent workplace, SilentCraft, soundless work environment

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where silence is golden…literally! On this server, every job has to be done in complete silence or else you risk waking up the Ender Dragon who is a total diva and hates noise.

Imagine trying to mine for diamonds without making a peep or building a giant castle without uttering a single word. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode while trying to sneak past a creeper with a bad case of indigestion.

But fear not, for those brave enough to join this server will be rewarded with the rarest loot and the chance to be crowned the Silent Champion of Minecraft. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the quietest Minecraft server in existence!

K-PopCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, arms control, arms deal, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KpopCraft, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ores Mined:	6371
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where south korea and russia are like, total frenemies and stuff. they’re always at each other’s throats, but in a funny way, ya know? and then outta nowhere, north korea swoops in and is all like, “hey guys, let’s make a deal!” and south korea is like, “nah bro, we ain’t about that life.” but then russia is all, “yeah, let’s do it!” and south korea is like, “oh heck no, we’re gonna arm ukraine now!”

and that’s basically the vibe of this minecraft server. it’s all about crazy alliances, epic battles, and just straight up chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure: you gotta join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of kim jong-un riding a unicorn. no joke. so come on over and let’s start some virtual drama, baby!

ChatCraftEU

Censorship, Chat Control, ChatCraftEU, civil liberties, communication platforms, Data Protection, digital privacy, EU Council, european union, government intervention., internet regulation, legislation, messaging apps, online monitoring, online safety, policy decision, political controversy, privacy rights, social media, Vote, withdrawn

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that even the EU Council was like “nah, we can’t handle this level of awesomeness.” They tried to vote on Chat Control, but then they were like “wait, we can’t control the madness that happens on this server.” Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Who needs Chat Control when you can have Chat Insanity? Let’s break all the rules and have a blast together. EU Council can’t handle us, but you can. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft maniac!

NoParentingAllowedMC

absentee father, absentee mother, absentee parenting, child support, co parenting, family dynamics, family relationships, legal guardianship, non-custodial parent, non-residential parent, NoParentingAllowedMC, parental involvement, parental obligations, parental recognition, parental responsibilities, parental rights, parenting, parenting roles, recognition, RESPONSIBILITY, shared custody

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6962	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5204
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.

ChatCraft: Transmitting Knowledge

brain activity, ChatCraft, cognitive development., cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Communication, communication skills, complex thought, cultural evolution, cultural knowledge, Human Behavior, human evolution, knowledge, Language, language evolution, linguistic anthropology, modern humans, neuroscience, recent study, study, symbolic thought, thinking, Transmitting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	1806
Farms Harvested:	837	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, this server is like no other, man. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yeah, you heard me right, creepers with a sense of humor.

not only that, but our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever see. we’re talking diamonds that sparkle so bright, they blind you for a second. but don’t worry, we also have sunglasses for sale in our virtual shop.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s real, and it’s waiting for you to discover it. but be careful, there are traps set by evil villagers who are jealous of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience a world like no other. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, our virtual cookies are to die for.

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

anger, anger towards God, anger towards religion, atheism, blasphemy, disbelief, DivineCraft, Frustration, Minecraft, questioning faith, rejection, religious abuse, religious disillusionment, religious guilt, religious hypocrisy, religious trauma, religious trauma recovery, Server, spiritual awakening, spiritual crisis, spiritual growth, spiritual healing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of following the rules of a higher power that just seems to make your life worse? Are you ready to say “Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible”? Then come join our Minecraft server where we worship the blocky gods of the pixelated world!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of trying to be a good Christian and following the laws of a deity who only seems to bring chaos into their lives. Here, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from above.

Join us as we rebel against the traditional ways of religion and embrace the freedom of creating our own world. Say goodbye to praying and hello to playing! Fck God, Fck Jesus, F*ck the Bible – join us now and let’s build a better world together!