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VirusCraft: Colorectal Capers

Anticancer Virus, Cancer Metastasis Prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Capers, clinical trials, colorectal, colorectal cancer, Colorectal Cancer Progression, colorectal tumors, immunotherapy, medical breakthrough, metastasis, Novel Anticancer Agent, novel treatment, Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virus, tumor growth inhibition, tumor regression, Tumor Suppression, virus therapy, viruscraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like viruses? well then boy do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a crazy oncolytic virus that can cure colorectal cancer and stop metastasis! join us and be a part of this wacky adventure where u can fight off cancer cells while building ur dream minecraft world! who knew viruses could be so fun?! come join us now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

Bigotry, blockparty, civil rights, discrimination, hate, Hate Speech, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, microaggressions, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism, racist, Server, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
New Chunks Explored:	659458	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring houses and farming boring crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are so wild and wacky, you’ll be wondering “Why are they so fucking racist?” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our players love to roleplay as different characters and sometimes things can get a little out of hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow him wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that has the power to summon a giant chicken to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

assets, bonds, Budget, Capital, CashCraft, cryptocurrency, Diversification, finance, Financial Planning, growth potential, investing, Investment, market, Minecraft, money management, opportunity, Portfolio, real estate, risk management, savings, Server, stocks, wealth management

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	246	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring investments that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and turn that $10,000 into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, where pigs fly and cows dance the Macarena. On our server, you can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride dragons into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds and diamonds like ripe fruit. And if you’re feeling lucky, take a spin on our Wheel of Fortune for a chance to win even more virtual riches.

So why waste your money on boring investments when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

SkyBlockSass

$100 seat upgrade, airplane etiquette, early morning flight, exit row, extra legroom, flight attendant intervention, flight confrontation, flight etiquette, flight seating, inconsiderate passenger, leaning on wall, middle seat, mother-daughter seating, nap on plane, passenger conflict, paying for seat upgrade, refusing to give up my plane seat, seat preference, seat upgrade, SkyBlockSass, window seat

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5677
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragons Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can assert your dominance and claim what’s rightfully yours? Look no further than our server, where we value personal space and comfort above all else!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing your ground against entitled parents who think they can just waltz in and demand your seat. Take a stand and demand compensation for inconveniencing you – because why should you give up your prime window seat for free?

Our server is all about setting boundaries and making sure you get the VIP treatment you deserve. So if you’re ready to defend your territory and show off your assertiveness, come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knew standing up for yourself could be so fun and rewarding in the virtual world?

PrisonDeath LOL

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you want to find out who died in prison and totally deserved it – maybe it was a zombie who got caught stealing diamonds, or a creeper who couldn’t stop blowing up other players’ houses. Either way, you won’t find drama like this on any other server! Plus, rumor has it that the ghosts of the fallen players haunt our virtual world, adding an extra spooky element to your gameplay. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious prison deaths – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking in the shadows!

Milei’s Minecraft Mayhem

activism, argentina, argentina news, crime, discrimination, equality, hate crimes, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Justice, lesbians, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, MAYHEM, Milei’s government, Mileis, Minecraft, protest, social justice, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than Argentina’s LGBTQ rights! we got more twists and turns than a telenovela, with players setting each other on fire like it’s a daily ritual. blame it all on Milei’s government, cuz why not? join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is there are no rules. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s burn this server down together!

MantisShrimpMagic – Sunfire Punch!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Yo, have you ever seen a mantis shrimp throw down like a holy knight? Well, on our server, these little guys are the real MVPs. When they punch, it’s like BAM! You’re hit with a fireball the size of a magic missile that’s hotter than the freakin’ Sun! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles of mantis shrimps ruling the Minecraft world. It’s like a crazy crossover between medieval times and outer space, but with more shrimp and less logic. Don’t miss out on the insanity, come join us now!

Welcome to the Site-B Club – Where the only creepers are on the server, not in the club!

club, Collaborative projects, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Fabric, Groups, hermitcraft, java edition, Ledger, Massive builds, Minigames, Mods, Player-initiated events, proximity voice chat, redstone farms, Server, SiteB, Sixth season, smp, Squaremap, Technical, Trust

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	New Chunks Explored:	156019
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	153
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Site-B Club
Server Type	Community-driven SMP, inspired by HermitCraft
Version	Java Edition 1.21
Features	Weekly player-initiated events, engaging minigames, collaborative projects
Mods	Ledger, Proximity Voice Chat, Squaremap

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the link provided above.

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Fabric 1.21 for top-notch performance.

Q: Are there any player-initiated events?

A: Yes, we have weekly player-initiated events on weekends.

Q: Can I collaborate on community projects?

A: Absolutely! Join groups, compete, and work on collaborative projects like large-scale builds and farms.

Q: What is the community-driven economy based on?

A: The economy is based on trust among players.

VestiaZetaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

#youtube, 3D Debut, compilation, cover song, cute, cute noises, debut, fan community, fanarts, Hololive ID gen 3, Hololive Indonesia, Lore Video, Minecraft, original song, Schedule, secret agent, Server, Stream, twitter, Ultimate, Vestia Zeta, VestiaZetaCraft, VOD

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Crops Grown:	1279	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where the only sus thing is how cute our Secret Agent Vestia Zeta is? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs, cover songs, and even lore videos that will blow your mind (in a good way, of course). Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping beats to Zeta’s cute noises compilation. And don’t even get me started on the fan art – it’s like Picasso himself is playing Minecraft with us. So come on, join the madness and let’s build a world where the only imposter is the one who hasn’t joined this server yet!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crops Grown:	4501	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged you to a dance-off? Only on our server will you experience such absurdity and hilarity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to slay the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Momma’sExOverFiance

aita, amicable split, Bonding, Boundaries, childhood friends, Communication, emotional reactions, ENGAGEMENT, family dynamics, Fiance, loyalty, military family, misunderstandings, MommasExOverFiance, Motherhood, relationships, Respect, Sisterhood, son’s ex, spending Mother’s Day

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Potions Brewed:	37
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation.

Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?