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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9262 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Potions Brewed: | 81 |
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