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Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Votes:	7019
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

alarm clock, autistic, basement, BLOCK, DWELLERS, Effort, EXCUSE, Girlfriend, goals, Grinding, happy life, improve, Lazy, life situation, Loser, magic trick, Party, pencil and paper, Problems, self-discipline, Social Skills, suffer, unite, Virgin, Virgins, work

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Emeralds Found:	5329	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Potions Brewed:	115
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Blocktopia: Where Reality Takes a Holiday

avoidance, blocktopia, coping mechanism, coping strategies, denial, distraction, emotional well being, escapism, facing reality, fantasy world, healthy, holiday, mental escape, mental health, mental health awareness, Reality, reality avoidance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, TAKES, unhealthy habits

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where reality is just a distant memory and the possibilities are endless!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (or blow you up, but who’s counting?).

Our server is so INSANE that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon throws the best parties in the End dimension – you won’t want to miss out on those!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – it’s escapism at its finest. Can’t you see? It’s not healthy to resist the urge to dive headfirst into this wacky, wonderful world of blocky adventures.

Don’t be a square – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty420: Where Trump Cancels Rallies and We Build Worlds

4/20, BUILD, CANCELLED, Cancels, close, Crafty420, decision, Event, HIGH, Marijuana, News, Politics, president, rallies, Rally, sources, speculation, Stoned, SUSPECT, thinking, Thunderstorms, trump, weather, worlds

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	1717
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the president is too stoned to do a rally! Join us and witness thunderstorms being blamed for all the chaos, but trust us, it’s just our way of keeping things LIT around here.

Rumor has it that the president himself is a regular player on our server, but don’t expect any coherent speeches from him anytime soon. He’s too busy building his own stoner paradise in Minecraft!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even run into the president himself, high on life and building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

KaijuCraft: Where OP and Ed meet /a/’s approval!

A, animation, Anime, Approval, Cool, critique, different, discussion, ED, ending, kaiju, KaijuCraft, Meet, mid, Music, op, Opening, opinion, Soundtrack, Thoughts, Try Hard, Unique, Visuals

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Towns Built:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so cool, even the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to disco music while exploding! 🕶️💥🕺 2. The Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling diamond blocks while flying around the End! 🐉💎🤹‍♂️ 3. Our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds! 🦄🌈💎 4. The villagers on our server have formed a boy band and perform daily concerts in the town square! 🎤🕺🎶 5. Our server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, only to emerge unscathed and with a new pet magma cube named Fluffy! 🐷🔥🦠

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

CraftyCreeperz – Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’

Absolutely get away with my crime, Be me, CraftyCreeperz, feels pretty good, find gf’s weed instead, Find my weed literally under the keyboard of my pc, forget where i hid it, Gf agitated “for no reason” for a few days, gtbe, hide my weed from gf, home alone, how is she gonna blame me for smoking her weed when she “doesn’t smoke weed” and it does not exist, lonely kek, ltbe, Next day, retard.info, smoke it, split entire apartment into atoms to find my weed

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	7	Animals Bred:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”

So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

ZestyTimmy’s LOLcraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7450
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Timmy is looking zesty as ever! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, Timmy decided to build a roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with lava. And you know what? He survived! If you join our server, you can ride that roller coaster too and experience the thrill of dodging lava while screaming like a banshee.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. How cool is that?

So come join our server and witness Timmy looking zesty in all his glory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Crafty Creepers & Co. – Are they uh

Awareness, clue, cognition, comprehension, Consciousness, Crafty, CREEPERS, Hint, Insight, Interpretation, intuition, knowledge, Meaning, mindfulness, paw print, Perception, realization, recognition, Significance, Symbolism, Understanding

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Potions Brewed:	88
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where even the animals are in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through majestic forests, treacherous caves, and even encounter animals that seem to have a secret language of their own.

But beware, not all creatures are as friendly as they seem. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wolves who communicate through mysterious paw prints. Are they uh.. aware of what that paw print means? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the enigmatic animals of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!