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GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	645979

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

BadAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, BadAdviceMC, detrimental advice, incorrect advice, misguided advice, misguided suggestion, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, useless advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice experience, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice in life, worst advice memory, worst advice received, worst advice situation, worst advice story

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Votes:	3634	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Players Killed by Monsters:	2252
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Items Found:	1129
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	358
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Void Gems Collected:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Star Shards Collected:	120
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	927
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Items Found:	2704	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!