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Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4962	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Blocky Rimworld

Addictive, base building, blocky, Challenging, colony management, indie, isometric, moddable, random events, Replayability, Resource Management, rimworld, Sandbox, Sci Fi, simulation, storytelling, strategy, Survival, tactical, top down, video game

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Potions Brewed:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as unpredictable as Randy Random in Rimworld! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who challenged them to a dance-off for its return. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this world where anything is possible!

Trump’s Presser Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump, Flint MI, God Bless the USA, indiana pa, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, mint hill nc, president trump, Presidential Library, Presser, Rumble, savannah ga, Server, team trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, uniondale ny, White House 45, wilmington nc

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Crops Grown:	2197
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9803	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen, folks! Join now for an experience like no other, where you can build the biggest, most beautiful blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies.

Why join, you ask? Well, because President Donald J. Trump himself is a player on this server! That’s right, you can team up with the man himself to make Minecraft great again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, is also a regular player on the server. Imagine the epic battles you can have with her by your side, fighting off the fake news mobs and liberal snowflakes.

And if you still need convincing, just know that the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is a virtual building on this server, filled with all the best memes and tweets from the man himself. It’s like a treasure trove of MAGA goodness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! Build the best blocky wall, defeat the most tremendous mobs, and show the world that you’re a true patriot of the blocky world. #Minecraft45 #TrumpCraft #BuildTheWallInMinecraft

Dialogue Minecraft SMP Favorite

best movie dialogue, best movie lines, classic movie quotes, dialogue, famous movie quotes, Favorite, favorite dialogue, favorite movie moments, favorite movie quotes, favorite movie scenes, film, Iconic movie quotes, memorable movie quotes, Minecraft, Movie, movie conversations, movie dialogue, movie quotes that stick, movie quotes to live by, movie quotes to remember, movie script, smp, top movie quotes, unforgettable movie quotes

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Animals Bred:	89	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best dialogue you’ve ever heard! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and jaw-dropping plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant bowl of spaghetti? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP of all time, then come join us! Who needs a movie when you’ve got our server for non-stop entertainment? Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (in a good way, of course). See you in the game, blockheads!

BoomerBlocker Minecraft Server

BoomerBlocker, Caretaker, caretaking, combative, disabled sister, elderly caretaker, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, family home, financial support, Housing, human right, leaking roof, Minecraft, Mold, mountain town, Personality Disorder, rent free, Repairs, rotting siding, Server, Tenant, vacation home

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of entitled caretakers ruining your family vacation home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of evicting unruly tenants in a virtual world.

Imagine a world where you can kick out that pesky caretaker who lets your house fall into disrepair without any consequences! Build, explore, and assert your dominance over your property in ways you never thought possible.

Don’t wait for things to “naturally take their course” like some bleeding heart grandpa. Take matters into your own hands and show that caretaker who’s boss. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mold or leaky roofs in our server – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join now and let the eviction party begin! Who knew virtual property management could be so exhilarating?

RichParentsRageQuit

assets, bitter, bragging, constant bragging, Costco run, diapers, financial pinch, Formula, Help, newborn baby, one-off expenses, retired parents, RichParentsRageQuit, Sympathy, tight finances, unpaid maternity leave, wealth management account, Wealthy, wealthy parents

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Animals Bred:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your parents not helping you out financially while they flaunt their wealth like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and escape the real world where your mom won’t even pay for your Costco bill, let alone help out with diapers and formula for your newborn baby.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion with diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. And the best part? Your virtual parents are loaded and will shower you with virtual riches, because who needs real-life financial support when you have a Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join now and leave your real-life money problems behind!

HitWonder SMP

#earworm, 90s, artist, catchy, chart topper, flash in the pan, fleeting fame, Forgotten, guilty pleasure, hit song, HitWonder, iconic, memorable, Music, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, pop, Radio, Singalong, smp, Throwback, top 40

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we all dance to the sweet tunes of “Who Let the Dogs Out” on repeat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyQuarterShop

chance discovery, CraftyQuarterShop, financial blessing, financial luck, financial surprise, fortunate find, fortunate luck, fortunate windfall, found money, lucky break, lucky day, lucky money, money blessing, money found, money luck, pocket change, serendipity, small change, unexpected discovery, unexpected luck, unexpected windfall

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	939
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0

So you just stumbled upon a whole quarter on the ground, huh? Well, forget about buying snacks or saving up for a rainy day – why not use that sweet, sweet cash to join our epic Minecraft server!

Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade that quarter for a virtual diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and gain the ability to fly without wings.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the quarter of destiny guide you to greatness!

Milei’s Shocking Server – Minecraft Server

argentina, economic crisis, economic reform, government policies, inflation, Mileis, Minecraft, poverty alleviation, poverty impact, poverty levels, poverty management, poverty rate, poverty rate increase, poverty reduction, poverty solutions, poverty spike, poverty statistics, poverty trends, President Milei, Server, shock therapy, Shocking.., social inequality, unemployment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	113
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	2553
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of argentina’s economy! president milei’s shock therapy got everyone going crazy, but on our server, you can build a mansion made of gold blocks and never worry about poverty again! we promise no economic crises, just endless fun and blocky adventures. come join us and leave the real world behind, because who needs money when you have diamonds in minecraft, amirite?

CraftyBuilders: IsraelInvasion

construction, construction industry, CraftyBuilders, economic growth, employment, foreign workers, immigration, India, Indian workers, international relations, Israel, IsraelInvasion, job market, Job Opportunities, Labor, labor shortage, Recruitment, skilled labor, skilled trades, skilled workers, work visa, Workforce

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ores Mined:	988	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Yo, imagine dis: a Minecraft server where we need 10,000 skilled construction workers from India to help us build the most epic virtual world ever! We ain’t messin’ around, we need them pro builders to come in and make our server shine brighter than a diamond block in the sun.

Join us and be part of the craziest construction crew in Minecraft history. We got diamond pickaxes for days, unlimited resources, and a whole bunch of creepers to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will be making a surprise appearance to check out our mad building skills.

So if you’re ready to show off your building chops and help us create a virtual paradise, come on down to our server. We promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. Let’s do this, India!

32 Below Writing Server

ancient calendars, ancient civilizations, ancient history, Calendar, calendar systems, chronological order, Confusing, date confusion, date writing, Historical accuracy, historical dates, historical dating, historical records, numerical system, Server, time calculation, time measurement, timekeeping, timekeeping systems, Writing, writing dates, year below 32

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the year is always below 32 and dates are a total mindf*ck! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story, bro. but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest diamond blocks that sparkle like a disco ball on steroids. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures and endless possibilities. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

FlameCraft: Hot & Dry South America

America, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Deforestation, drought, DRY, ecological impact, environmental impact, extreme weather, fire risk, FlameCraft, global warming, heatwaves, hot, natural disasters, research, South, south america, South American climate, South American ecosystems, study, temperature rise, weather patterns, Wildfire

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

come join our server, where the only thing hotter than South America is our epic Minecraft battles! we have tripled the fun since 1970, just like the number of days that are extremely hot, dry, and fiery! build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown in a world that’s as lit as a forest fire in the Amazon! don’t miss out on the sizzling action, join now and let’s burn it up together! 🔥🔥🔥