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Ant Colony vs Human Brain

Animal Behavior, Ant, ants, Brain, cognitive performance, cognitive tasks, collaboration, collective behavior, Colony, comparative cognition, Decision making, experiments, group dynamics, group intelligence, Human, humans, intelligence, piano-movers puzzle, problem solving, problem solving abilities, research findings, social insects, swarm intelligence, teamwork

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	131	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Buildings Constructed:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	8584
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0

so like, imagine if ants were better at thinkin’ than humans, bro. that’s the vibe of this minecraft server, where we all work together like a big ol’ ant colony to build epic stuff and dominate the game. join us and be part of the most epic ant colony ever, where we outsmart those puny humans and rule the minecraft world. plus, we have a secret underground lair where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. don’t miss out, join now and be part of the ant revolution! #AntsRule #MinecraftMadness

Stand Up Minecraft Server

75 years, achievement, anniversary, beacon of hope, celebration, China, Colony, Development, Evolution, future prospects, growth, History, inspiration, milestone, Minecraft, perseverance, progress, resilience, Server, Stand, success, transformation, war-torn

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Settle In Minecraft SMP Colony

colonial, colonial era, Colonialism, Colonization, Colony, early settlers, Exploration, Founding, Frontier, historical settlement, Homesteading, Migration, Minecraft, new beginnings, new world, Pioneers, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, settling down, settling in, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! Join us and choose from a variety of wacky colonies to settle in, each with its own unique quirks and characters.

In Colony A, you’ll find a group of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to worshipping chickens. Yes, you heard that right – chickens! They believe that the key to unlocking ultimate power lies in the clucks and feathers of these majestic creatures.

Colony B is home to a group of players who have all decided to roleplay as llamas. Yes, llamas! They roam the lands spitting at unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s a llama-tastic time, to say the least.

And in Colony C, well, let’s just say things get a little… explosive. The players here have a penchant for TNT and love nothing more than blowing things up for fun. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and choose your colony wisely. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world!

PenguinPartyCraft

acceptance, Animals, Colony, death, Diversity, emotional, Grief, LGBTQ, Loss, love, mourning, Nature, partner, Penguin, PenguinPartyCraft, relationship, Same sex couple, singing, Sphen, Tribute, wildlife

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Towns Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Farms Harvested:	685	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where even the penguins are getting in on the action! we have a colony of singing penguins who mourn their fallen comrade sphen in a beautiful chorus of sorrow. but don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server too! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love like sphen did. join us now for a wacky and wild time you won’t forget!

AntsInMyWallsMC

ant invasion, ant trails, ants, AntsInMyWallsMC, Colony, Extermination, hive mind, home infestation, Home Invasion, household pests, infestation control, insect behavior, insect communication, insect control, insect intelligence, invasive species, Pest Control, Pest Management, route mapping, wall infestation, wall penetration

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing with ants in your home! our server is infested with a hive mind of ants that have figured out how to navigate through walls and build epic structures. watch out for the ant queen boss battle, where you must defeat her in order to claim the title of Ant King! join now for the ultimate ant-tastic adventure!

AntsAmputateCraft

Altruism, amputations, ants, AntsAmputateCraft, Behavior, carpenter ants, Colony, Communication, entomology, evolutionary biology, INFECTIONS, injured nest mates, life saving, medical care, non-human animal, research, severing limbs, social insects, study, survival instinct, teamwork

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got ants that can do life-saving amputations on injured players! like, imagine u fall off a cliff and break ur leg, these ants will come and chop it off to prevent infection. it’s like having tiny doctors in the game, but they’re ants. how insane is that?! plus, we got a whole colony of ants that can build u a sick base in no time. join now and experience the wild world of ant amputations in minecraft!

Warp & Warfare: Where Mining Pits Turn into Epic Battles 1.12.2

1.12.2, aircraft, amp, Battles, Colony, Combat, Community, Epic, futuristic, Mining, Modded, Pits, Planets, PvP, Rockets, smp, space exploration, Strategic, Technology, Thrilling, Turn, Updates, Vehicles, voice chat, WARFARE, Warp, WEAPONRY

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Server Name	Warp & Warfare
Overview	Join the Ultimate Modded Minecraft Experience where futuristic technology meets intense combat and strategic gameplay.
Featured Mods	HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod Flan’s Mod Advanced Rocketry Simple Voice Chat MineColonies
Why Join Us?	Active Community Regular Updates Epic Battles

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply click on the following link to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/eXFP5mKgdE

Q: What mods are featured on the server?

A: The server features HBM’s Nuclear Tech Mod, Flan’s Mod, Advanced Rocketry, Simple Voice Chat, and MineColonies.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, the server has friendly and active player base with community events, challenges, and collaborations.

Q: How often are updates released?

A: The server continuously improves and updates to provide fresh content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I build my own colony on the server?

A: Yes, you can build and manage your own thriving colony with MineColonies mod.

Medieval Labe: Where knights mine, peasants colonize, and the economy is as mysterious as the whitelist.

Aether, Colonize, Colony, Currency, Curseforge, Discord, Economy, Knights, Labe, Medieval, Modded, Mysterious, Patreon, Peasants, Shop, Twillight, War, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Votes:	2597
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	7570
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

MedievalLand Minecraft Server

Server Type	Medieval themed
Modpack	Curseforge
Mods	Mainly Minecolonies
Features	– In-game currency and player shops– Cooperation or wars between colonies– Aether and Twillight battles
Whitelist	Required
Minecraft Version	1.20.1

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I get whitelisted on the server?

You need a Patreon account and join our Patreon to get whitelisted.

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

Mainly Minecolonies, but there are other mods as well for enhanced gameplay.

3. Can I create my own shop in the game?

Yes, every player is allowed to create their own shop using the in-game currency system.

4. How can I cooperate or declare war with other colonies?

You can communicate with other players through Discord and coordinate your actions in the game.

5. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

Yes, we have a Discord server where players can interact and get updates about the server.

Life in the village 3: Modern Warfare, but with friendly villagers in Europe and some sprinkles of vanilla!

Chunks, Claims, Colony, commands, Curseforge, Discord, economics, Europe, forceload, Friendly, hyperfocus, Ip:, Lag-free, Life, Modded, MODERN, Npc, Quests, safe space, Server, sprinkles, Teams, TOWN, town-building, tps, Vanilla, Village, villagers, WARFARE

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Info	(Discord)
Available commands	/rtp, /tpa, /back, /home and etc
Lag-free experience	20 tps when server is full (12 slots)
Features	Claims, Teams, Quests, Economics
Enabled forceload	For all colony chunks
IP	omrs.servegame.com (It’s not pre-added server!)

Pack Features

Manage	Colonies, backpacks, storage organization, new villager professions
Building	Decorative blocks, furniture, roofs, windows and additions
Technology	Immersive machines for basic resource processing, farming
Exploration	Roleplay, new structures, biomes, dungeons

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address omrs.servegame.com and also joining our Discord community.

Q: Are there any special commands available on the server?

A: Yes, some of the available commands include /rtp, /tpa, /back, /home, and more.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience with 20 tps even when it’s full with 12 slots.

Q: What features are included in the pack?

A: The pack includes features like managing colonies, building with decorative blocks, technology for resource processing, and exploration with new structures and biomes.

UNBELIEVABLE! Crazy adventures await in village life 3! Join now for a vanilla+ experience with a super friendly community!

Adventures, Await, Backpacks, Chunks, Claims, Colony, commands, Community, crazy, economics, Experience, forceload, Friendly, immersive machines, Join, Lag-free, Life, manage, Modded, Modpack, Npc, Quests, safe space, storage organization, Super, Teams, TOWN, town-building, tps, UNBELIEVABLE, Vanilla, Village, villager professions

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1165
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Server Info
Available commands: /rtp, /tpa, /back, /home and etc
Lag-free experience, 20 tps when server is full (12 slots)
Claims (Minecolones and OPAC), Teams, Quests, Economics
The server has enabled forceload for all colony chunks
IP: omrs.servegame.com (It’s not pre-added server!)

Pack Features
🏘️ Manage (Colonies, backpacks, storage organization, new villager professions)
🧱 Building (decorative blocks, furniture, roofs, windows and additions)
🏭 Technology (immersive machines for basic resource processing, farming)
🗺️ Exploration (roleplay, new structures, biomes, dungeons)

Questions & Answers

Q: How many slots are available on the server?

A: The server has 12 slots available.

Q: What kind of commands are available for players to use?

A: Players can use commands like /rtp, /tpa, /back, and /home among others.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: Yes, the server provides a lag-free experience with 20 tps when full.

Q: What modpack does the server use?

A: The server uses the Life in the Village 3 modpack.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers features like claims, teams, quests, economics, and enabled forceload for all colony chunks.

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	215
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2234	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

autistic, Behavior, CHANGE, Communication, cope, culture, emotional intelligence, OFFENDED, ONLINE, Perception, provocation, Psycho, Sensitive, SnowflakeCraft, social media, society, Tantrum, tolerance, walking on eggshells, wrong

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

Average, average penis, blocky, body positivity, boners, confidence building, Insecurity, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Minecraft, non-judgmental, open discussion, penis, Players, Positive reinforcement, safe space, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, Server, size doesn’t matter, Small, small penis, stigma-breaking, support group, taboo topic, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7347	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

diamonds, economic hardship, economic support, financial assistance, Financial Stability, financial support, government assistance, job market, Jobless, living expenses, NEET, NEET benefits, neet lifestyle, NEETcraft, POVERTY, social security, social welfare, societal impact, underemployment, unemployed, unemployment, welfare system, youth unemployment

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

1.5, blocks, PussyCraft, wet

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

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NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

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BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

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Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	565
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7267	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

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