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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5292 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 27 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
