colonized Minecraft Servers

colonized Minecraft Servers

  • HomelessHustleCraft

    HomelessHustleCraft
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 1870
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Dimension Hops: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Emeralds Found: 7969 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Runes Activated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old pizza runs with your great grandma? Looking for some excitement in your life? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

    Picture this: you and your great grandma are on a quest to retrieve the ultimate pizza from a virtual Little Caesars. But uh-oh, they mess up your order! Don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll encounter mysterious strangers who offer to give your incorrect pizza to a homeless man. Who knows what kind of crazy antics will ensue!

    Experience the thrill of running from a giggling, cigarette-smelling man as you try to escape with your correct pizza order. Will you make it to safety in time? Will your great grandma forgive you for running to the car? Only on our server will you find out!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t be the AITA, be the hero of your own ridiculous story!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2024LearnedSMP

    2024LearnedSMP
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 635
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

    I heard that in 2024, we discovered a new ore called “dabium” that gives you super powers like shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes and turning into a unicorn. And guess what? We have a whole biome made out of dabium on our server, so you can be a magical rainbow unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a pet dragon that farts diamonds, and a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise.

    So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPrivs

    CraftyPrivs
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 204
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding on a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Airlines where you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig and rain down colorful destruction on your enemies with your eye lasers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate pig-tastic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SunCraft Minecraft Server

    SunCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6112
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, have you ever wanted to get so close to the sun that you could toast marshmallows on it? well, now you can on our epic minecraft server! we’re like NASA’s Parker Probe, but way cooler and with more explosions (in a good way, of course). join us and take humanity’s boldest step toward the sun…literally! we’ve got crazy challenges, insane builds, and a community that’s out of this world. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get toasty together! 🌞🚀🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DamascusCraft: Uncertain Nights

    DamascusCraft: Uncertain Nights
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2045
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server for some wild and crazy fun! we got pigs that can do backflips and chickens that can breakdance. the villagers are always throwing epic parties and the creepers are the best dancers in town.

    our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join the party. we have secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a unicorn or two.

    come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs Damascus’ nightlife when you have our minecraft server? it’s the place to be for all the cool kids and even the enderman are jealous of our epic parties. join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMigraineRelief

    CraftyMigraineRelief
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 9737
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 5554
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? u got this minecraft server where u can build ur own epic world and stuff, but get this, we got this magical drug called atogepant that can like, totally prevent migraines while u play! like, u won’t have to worry about headaches ruining ur gaming sesh, cuz this drug is like a miracle worker! join our server and say goodbye to migraines and hello to epic builds and adventures! it’s like a win-win situation, man! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the migraine-free gaming life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Penumbralcraft

    Penumbralcraft
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 9672
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌙 ρ𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙 | PvP Modded Survival Server

    A horror themed, modded, pvp server.

    ⚔️ A New Chapter Begins ⚔️

    Penumbralcraft returns with a carefully distilled experience focusing on the core elements that make our server unique. As always, our community will vote to shape the modpack, but this time we’re crafting a more concentrated blend of mods to kick off the fresh wipe.

    🗳️ Modpack Selection

    Before the wipe starts, all players (new and old) may vote on what exactly will be included for this wipe. After which, the map will be pregenerated and a start date and time set.

    Voting Rounds Choices
    Minecraft Version 1.8, 1.12.2, 1.16.4, 1.18, 1.21.1
    Magic Mods Top 2
    Tech Mods Top 2
    Core Mechanics Top 3
    Dimensions Top 1
    Lifestyle Features Top 4
    Building Tools Top 2
    Storage Solutions Top 1
    Combat Systems Top 2

    🌟 Core Features and values of ρ𝖊𝖓𝖚𝖒𝖖𝖎𝖑𝖈𝖗𝖆𝖋𝖙

    • Full PvP & Complete Looting
    • Faction Warfare
    • Deep Tech Progression
    • Arcane Powers
    • Extensive Base Building & Raiding
    • Community-Driven with Admin Support

    💫 The Vision

    While previous seasons embraced massive mod collections, this cycle distills the Penumbralcraft experience to its essence. Every mod will earn its place, creating a refined and purposeful pack.

    Join our Discord to vote: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED

    Whether you’re a returning veteran or a new arrival, join us in forging the next chapter of Penumbralcraft.

    penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
    Can I vote for which mods are included in the modpack? Yes, all players have the opportunity to vote on the mods included in the modpack before the wipe starts.
    Is PvP the main focus of the server? Yes, the server is focused on PvP gameplay with complete looting.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Adventures & Secrets 1.20

    Adventures & Secrets 1.20
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 6880
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ores Mined: 630 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this crazy rule where if you get dubs, you get to see some girl’s nudes! And if you get trips, you find out her name and kik! It’s like a wild scavenger hunt for virtual rewards, man! Who needs diamonds when you can get nudes, am I right? So come on, join this server and start rolling those dice for some spicy surprises!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime has a casual transphobia problem Minecraft SMP

    Anime has a casual transphobia problem Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5451
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Magic Items Found: 1369
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with casual transphobia in the anime community? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all transphobic players and created a safe space for everyone to enjoy building and exploring together. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who will banish any transphobes with a flick of their rainbow tail. So come join us and help us fight the good fight against transphobia in the most epic way possible – by playing Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gifts4Xmas Minecraft SMP

    Gifts4Xmas Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 9571
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Villages Defended: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is off the chain! We got diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing up, and a secret underground base full of cake and puppies.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the Christmas gifts we have in store. We’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite blocks, and a partridge in a pear tree (literally, we have a partridge and a pear tree in the spawn area).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe Santa will even drop by and give you a ride on his sleigh. Ho ho ho, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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