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CarnivoreCraft: Where Herbivores Fear to Tread

Adventure, Beating, CarnivoreCraft, CARNIVORES, Challenges, Competition, courage, Defeat, determination, Duna, Exploration, fear, Gaming, Herbivores, Obstacles, perseverance, Picking, Running, Saurheadshiggydiggy, skill, strategy, Tread, triumph, Victory

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server where carnivores run wild and you never know when you’ll come face to face with a T-Rex trying to steal your diamonds. And forget about picking Duna as your starting point, here you’ll start off on the back of a fire-breathing dragon ready to take on the world.

But the real challenge comes when you try to beat Saurheadshiggydiggy, the legendary boss who guards the ultimate treasure. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server

andre, Andres, athlete, battle, challenge, Championship, cody, Competition, Crafty, Defeat, determination, Epic, Fight, Minecraft, perseverance, pride, refusal, refusal to lose, resilience, Server, Sportsmanship, strength, Struggle, Unloseable, Victory, wrestlemania, wrestling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

Based, Canada, Canadian, Crafty, DELIGHTS, Desi, Diversity, east Indian, EXCUSE, FANTASY, immigration, interracial, LANDLORD, madness, Minecraft, Move, multicultural, opportunity, power dynamic, rent payment, satisfaction, sex, taboo, Tenant, White

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	2791

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

achievement, athletes, Blockheads, Community, Competition, CREEPERS, Dedication, Hometown, local ], location, Passion, perseverance, Players, pride, skill, sports, success, Support, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ores Mined:	2131
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Items Found:	6654
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5370	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8091
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	New Chunks Explored:	804759
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Towns Built:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1939
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mines Excavated:	1451	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	236

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!