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QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

chief, clarification, denial, deputy, Good, health, international relations, iran, Iran news, Iranian military, Iranian politics, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Misinformation, missing, News, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Rumors, SECURITY, speculation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	New Chunks Explored:	215155
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Pixel Cam Co.

Business, cam, Camera, companies, company use, Consumer, corporate, data collection, devices, Digital, Future, innovation, Internet of Things, market trends, Marketing, PIXEL, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Smart Devices, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mines Excavated:	4401	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

bio, biotechnology, Boosted, cancer immunotherapy, cancer treatment, clinical trials, enhance effects, genetic modification, Genetically engineered bacteria, GPS, immune responses, immune system, Immunotherapy treatment, live bacteria, medical science, oncology, Precision medicine, research, study, Therapeutic approach, tumor, Tumor GPS, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Towns Built:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

BagCraft – Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Server, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Potions Brewed:	55	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and content? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with insane challenges and outrageous events that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join our server for the chance to battle the legendary Perorodzilla in an indoors showdown that will test your skills like never before. Or team up with your friends to take on the Fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible (until you’re not).

But that’s not all! We’ve got 2x lessons, scrimmages, commissions, and normals to keep you busy and leveling up like a pro. Plus, our banners feature characters like Umika, Tsubaki, and Izuna who are ready to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

bathroom humor, dirty job, dirty work, Employee, employment, FACTORY, factory job, factory jokes, funny, funny job, gross job, humor, Job, job jokes, Minecraft, Poop, poop factory, poop jokes, smelly job, smelly work, smp, stinky job, work, work humor, work jokes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Magic Items Found:	3290	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

CraftyCouple, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family photos, family traditions, guest list, Minecraft, plus one, seating arrangements, Server, sibling relationships, table arrangements, wedding etiquette, wedding etiquette for guests, wedding etiquette rules, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding planning stress, wedding planning tips, wedding seating

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6696	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

aita, begged, BELIEF, christmas, custody order, customs, decision, Drama, family, GOD, Halloween, holidays, pressured, Religion, Religious, religious days, Respect, StepFamCraft, stepfamily, Unhappy

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	87858	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

HoleyUndiesNoProbMinecraft, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

YouthfulMinecraftFun

“Youth, Abilities, activities, aging, aging process, capabilities, changes, childhood memories, growing up, hobbies, LIMITATIONS, Nostalgia, past experiences, pastimes, physical abilities, physical limitations, Reminiscing, restrictions, YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	107

Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!