Colonialism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost in Blocks: White Man’s Direction

societal norms, cultural appropriation, Lost, Exploration, Direction

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by following the white man! Why, you ask? Because he’s got all the secrets to unlocking hidden treasures and defeating the most epic bosses you’ve ever seen.

Join us on this wild adventure as we journey through unbelievable landscapes filled with mind-blowing challenges. Build your own empire and conquer your enemies with the help of magical potions and enchanted weapons.

But beware, the white man is not to be trusted! He may lead you to victory one minute, only to betray you the next. Can you outsmart him and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

Ancestry, restitution, descendants, Minecraft, Colonialism

Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

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BoomTown Minecraft Server: Nuked Your Country Twice! 😂🔥

nuked your country twice, openly mocks race, historical trauma, Minecraft, WWII

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve nuked your country twice and killed your brothers and father who served in the Japanese army! But hey, that’s just the beginning of the fun.

Our server openly mocks your race and has streets still littered with dead Japanese soldiers – talk about a historical experience! And guess what? Despite all that, the locals still date white men.

Join us for a truly unforgettable and insane Minecraft adventure!

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Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

Tensions, Social Issues, Europe, French, misunderstanding

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

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Crafty Caucasians: We Promise No Global Wars, Just Blocks and Fun!

War Crimes, Genocide, imperialism, long trail tag: “whites causing global wars and mass killings”, Global

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t find any boring global wars or millions of whites getting killed! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, unicorns roam freely and leprechauns guard hidden treasures. Not to mention, our pigs can fly and our sheep are expert dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a world where the only thing getting killed is your boredom! 😂🦄🌈

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Crafty Crackers: The Server Where Honkies Invented Racism

racism, racial tensions, Bigotry, discrimination, INEQUALITY

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of cow overlords plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Our server features a special “Honkies vs. Racism” mini-game where players can battle it out in epic showdowns to determine once and for all if racism was really invented by honkies. Will you join the side of the honkies or fight against them in the name of equality? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Hate Speech, intolerance, Diversity, social justice, discrimination

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!

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Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

relations, british empire, raj, Colonialism, Kingdom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

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BritsCraft: Where UK Players Rule the Blocks

national identity, non-white, real mutts, ethnicity, inbred

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are more inbred than a family tree in the deep south! Join us on our tiny non-White Island for some wild adventures with the UK players, who are more brown than a burnt potato. Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant tea-drinking lizard. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

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Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Rarity, madness, Brits, imperialism, blue eyes

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

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