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Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

FashionCraft: Dress to Impress & Steal the Show!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to steal his best clothes for a photo shoot! Yes, you heard that right. We have a whole town dedicated to dressing up in the finest threads and striking a pose for the camera.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to steal his legendary diamond-studded suit, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic eagle. Who wouldn’t want to be the envy of all their friends with such a fabulous outfit?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fashion, thievery, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while trying on a stolen tuxedo. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get stylishly silly together!

Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

TokyoCraft: Where Creepers Bow to the Sushi Masters

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Buildings Constructed:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the EPICNESS that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you manage to find one, your wildest dreams will come true!

But that’s not all! Our server is also inhabited by a mischievous group of creeper villagers who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you navigate through their crazy antics!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a battle for the ages. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Minecraft Master? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Tokyo may have its famous video game locations, but nothing can compare to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

BlockbusterCraft: Where Pixels Meet Popcorn!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 23rd anniversary of peak cinema in the most epic way possible! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our buildings are so realistic, they once fooled a Hollywood director into thinking he was on a real movie set! – Our minigames are so intense, players have been known to break out in spontaneous dance battles while trying to win. – The treasure hunts on our server are so challenging, they make Indiana Jones look like a rookie. – Our community is so friendly, they once helped a lost player find their way back home by building a giant beacon in the sky.

So come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more ridiculous than the last. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

Blocky Booty Adventures: Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4913	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience virtual adventures like never before! Forget about building boring houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you can embark on quests that will make you question reality itself.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can fap to virtual vaginas with your brand new Quest 2! Our server is filled with exciting challenges and stimulating activities that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready to experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the virtual excitement that awaits you!

CraftyChinatown

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Star Shards Collected:	51
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	28

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on, Zhongguosisters! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

2. Our build battle competitions are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement.

3. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Well, on Zhongguosisters, that’s totally possible. Just be sure to bring some extra fire extinguishers.

4. Our treasure hunts are no joke. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond the size of a house and used it to build a mansion that puts even the Eiffel Tower to shame.

So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguosisters today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4252	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Looking for a place where you can truly let your creativity run wild? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can build the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant floating castles to pixel art masterpieces, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding chickens, cows that can fly, and even creepers that dance to disco music. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy as you are, look no further. Our players are always up for a good laugh and a friendly prank or two. Just make sure you’re prepared for the epic battles that await you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret diamond mine guarded by friendly llamas in top hats. The possibilities are endless!