colonial plunder – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

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Voluptuous Teens Minecraft Server

acceptance, asian, beauty standards, body positivity, cultural perceptions, Diversity, empowerment, fetishization, Individuality, media representation, Minecraft, objectification, Opinions, self-confidence, self-image, Server, Sexuality, societal pressures, Stereotypes, teens, Thoughts, voluptuous

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with voluptuous Asian teens ready to take your gaming experience to the next level! Join us for a wild ride as you explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. But be careful, these Asian teens are not to be underestimated – they are skilled warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their land. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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The North American Trio – Minecraft SMP

205163382, American, armed and dangerous, Canada, Cum, Edition, mexico, Minecraft, north, previous, smp, Trio, Usa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding, armed and dangerous edition! Join now and experience the thrill of battling mobs with rocket launchers, fighting off creepers with flamethrowers, and taking down the Ender Dragon with a bazooka!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect their precious diamonds at all costs. Rumor has it that they have a secret underground bunker filled with traps and defenses that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player quake in their boots.

So why should you join our server? Well, aside from the non-stop action and epic battles, we also have the best parties in all of Minecraft. Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of glowstone, a DJ booth powered by redstone, and fireworks shooting off into the sky every time someone levels up. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best battle gear – because things are about to get wild!

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No Kids Minecraft Server

childbearing, childfree, childless couples, conception problems, Decision making, emotional impact, family building, family dynamics, Family Planning, fertility issues, infertility, Kids, Marriage, marriage problems, medical reasons, Minecraft, parenthood, personal choices, relationship issues, reproductive health, Server, societal expectations

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve doesn’t have children with his wife! Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fighting off creepers and zombies together, or maybe it’s because they’re too busy building epic roller coasters and castles. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and uncover the mystery of Steve’s childless marriage!

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Leg Locked in Minecraft SMP

armbar, choke hold, Combat, Defense, Fighting, grappling, ground fighting, guys, jiu jitsu, joint lock, leg, leg lock, LOCKED, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, self defense, smp, Sorry., Sport, Submission, Technique, Training, wrestling

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen, like getting “leg locked” by a mysterious player who will leave you scratching your head and laughing your pants off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what kind of shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to the infamous leg lock!

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Rolling in Minecraft server

90s, classic, Counting, De La Soul, group, Hip Hop, iconic, influential, Lyrics, magic number, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, old school, posse, Rap, rhyme, Roll Dice, ROLLING, Server, three, Trio, Watch me roll a 3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the magic number is three! Why should you join our posse? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. The player was so amazed by the wackiness of our server that they couldn’t help but stay and explore every corner of this bizarre world.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

So come join our posse and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a llama parade or having a tea party with a creeper. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the magic number is always three!

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Brit/Pol Silicone Appreciation Edush Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Brit, britpol, domestic burglaries, driving without licence, Edush, elon musk, england, EU students, footballer, free movement-reset plans, gayboy gimp, illegal Pakistani immigrant, insurance, jailed, Minecraft, Nigel Farage, Police, Politics, prime minister, shortage of spies, silicone, silicone appreciation, smp, wales

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the news headlines? Join our server where Elon Musk is giving Nigel Farage 100 million diamonds to make him Prime Minister! 🚀🤑 But watch out, there’s a shortage of spies so you never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your diamonds! 💎🔍 And be careful driving around, we’ve got illegal Pakistani immigrants causing chaos on the roads like a creeper explosion! 🚗💥 But don’t worry, even if you get robbed, the police are too busy trying to solve domestic burglaries to catch you! 🚓🔒 And hey, EU students are allowed in under free movement-reset plans, so you never know who might show up in your village next! 🇪🇺👀 Join now for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark! 💥🌙 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse 💣🔥

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Crafty Country Minecraft Server

breathtaking views, bucket list location, Country, Crafty, dream holiday location, dream vacation spot, Hidden Gem, ideal destination, idyllic retreat, Minecraft, peaceful getaway, perfect country, picturesque landscapes, scenic beauty, serene atmosphere, Server, top travel spot, tranquil escape, travel goals, travel inspiration, ultimate travel destination, vacation paradise, VGH, wanderlust destination

Welcome to VGH, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of VGH, there was a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Legend has it that whoever tamed Sir Oinksalot would be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! But beware, for Sir Oinksalot is a mischievous pig and will only listen to those who prove their worth by building the most outrageous structures in all of VGH.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From explosive chickens to ninja creepers, you’ll never know what’s waiting for you around the next pixelated corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Hidden throughout the land of VGH are chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these riches for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join VGH today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Sir Oinksalot…he’s always up to no good.

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Snap General – Marvel Minecraft SMP

card rarity, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, Draft Mode Edition, FAQ, general, GOLD, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, Minecraft, official site, Resources, Singleton, smp, Snap, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy, Upgrade, variants

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret portals that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with stacks of emeralds and rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special Draft Mode Edition where you can challenge other players to epic battles using only the most random and wacky items in the game. Want to fight with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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Heist Masters Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for the heist of a lifetime? Our server is the perfect place to assemble your dream team and pull off the ultimate robbery in the virtual world.

Picture this: we’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, the server is guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious hoard.

Join us and embark on a thrilling adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough riches to make even the most seasoned pirate jealous. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your crew, and let’s make history on the high seas of Minecraft!

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Code Master Minecraft SMP

Code, coding, coding bootcamp, coding career, coding community, coding education, coding for beginners, coding fundamentals, coding journey, coding mindset, coding practice, coding resources, coding skills, coding techniques, coding tips, coding tutorials, learn to code, Master, Minecraft, online coding courses, programming, Programming Languages, smp, Software Development

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to learn how to code! That’s right, not only will you be crafting epic builds, but you’ll also be programming your own mods and plugins to take your gameplay to the next level.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll encounter crazy adventures like battling giant coding bugs, rescuing villagers trapped in endless loops, and even facing off against the evil Error 404 boss. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Debugger Sword, rumored to have the power to fix any glitch in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a coding master while having a blast with your fellow players. Who knew learning could be this much fun?

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