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Colonial History

  • DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

    DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyJuly4th

    CraftyJuly4th

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we be building the craziest shiz ever like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano.

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.

    plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.

    so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • > Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

    > Normal Faggots Minecraft SMP: Ubislop Buyers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing with normalfaggots who are still buying Ubislop? Join our Minecraft SMP where only the coolest, most elite gamers hang out. We have diamond armor-wearing llamas as our guards and our spawn point is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.

    So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server

    Main Character Syndrome Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Why are men allowed to be single issue voters, but women are… Minecraft SMP

    Why are men allowed to be single issue voters, but women are… Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for being a single issue voter? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all kinds of voting preferences, no matter how one-dimensional they may be! Join us and let your single issue flag fly high as you build, mine, and survive in a world where your vote is the only thing that matters. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own political party. Will you join forces with them or start a revolution of your own? The choice is yours, single issue voter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with clumsy girls, retro games, and chuuni seiso girls with pre-game zatsu! We’ve got gremlin imoutos, soulslikes, and horror games that will make you scream louder than a creeper explosion. Plus, our dorky weird girl hosts collabs, retro games, and ASMR that will send tingles down your spine. And let’s not forget about our chuuni tsundere who loves card games, karaoke, and drawing like Picasso on a caffeine high. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Chess Master – Minecraft SMP

    The Chess Master – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things can get a little… Jekyll and Hyde! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your crafting skills).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChugCraft – Cozy Minecraft Server

    ChugCraft – Cozy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with Russian forces storming cities, Trump blaming Zelensky for starting wars, and mass evacuations that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

    So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP Mumble Mastermind

    Minecraft SMP Mumble Mastermind

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Buster server Minecraft

    Buster server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!

    mcbuster.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP