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RichestCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Animals Bred:	19

lol join our epic minecraft server where we extract all the diamonds from india and give half of it to the richest 10% of players! we’re like the oxfam of minecraft servers, redistributing wealth in the most chaotic way possible. come join the fun and see if you can become part of the elite 10% who control all the riches in the game. who needs colonialism when you have our server? join now and start your journey to virtual wealth and power!

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Settle In Minecraft SMP Colony

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! Join us and choose from a variety of wacky colonies to settle in, each with its own unique quirks and characters.

In Colony A, you’ll find a group of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to worshipping chickens. Yes, you heard that right – chickens! They believe that the key to unlocking ultimate power lies in the clucks and feathers of these majestic creatures.

Colony B is home to a group of players who have all decided to roleplay as llamas. Yes, llamas! They roam the lands spitting at unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s a llama-tastic time, to say the least.

And in Colony C, well, let’s just say things get a little… explosive. The players here have a penchant for TNT and love nothing more than blowing things up for fun. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and choose your colony wisely. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world!

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

20th century leaders, Adventures, Anime, Anime profile pictures, Atlus, blocky, Crafting, Führer, Gaming Community, Historical figures, hitler, HoI4, Main problem, Modders, modding community, normal, PC Gaming, Persona, persona 2, Persona series, pissed, Problems, RAGE, Release, solution

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	118	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	9351	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	78	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2604

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	84
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	266	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Allies, Bigotry, Conquer, CraftyCreeperz, discrimination, dregs of society, Fags, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minds.., Minecraft, PAINFUL, Pandering, prejudice, self-validation, sense of accomplishment, shitty groups, toxic behavior, unite, validation, Weak, weak-minded, world

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!

Season 3 Sucks Minecraft Server

ad cuts, animation, Anime, comedy, DEEN, different staff, Disappointment, FANTASY, forced, konosuba, Lalatina, Minecraft, Movie, Parody, satire, screaming, Season, season 3, Sequel, Server, silly faces, SUCKS, trying to be Konosuba

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of watching anime that just doesn’t live up to your expectations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate Konosuba experience you’ve been searching for! Join us for nonstop screaming, forced silly faces, and ad cuts that will make you feel like you’re actually in the world of Konosuba. And don’t worry, we promise not to mess up the movie like Deen did! So come on, join us and let’s have a Konosuba-tastic time together!

Blocky Dicks: The Epidemic of Black Penises in Minecraft

African American men, awareness campaign, Black, black penis, blocky, Community Outreach, cultural beliefs, Dicks, education, Epidemic, health crisis, healthcare disparities, marginalized communities, medical emergency, Minecraft, penises, prevention efforts, public health, racial inequality, reproductive health, serious issues, sexual health, social justice, stigma, taboo

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is experiencing a hilarious and outrageous epidemic of black penises causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with giant black penises popping up unexpectedly, creating obstacles and challenges at every turn. Will you be able to conquer the black penis epidemic and emerge victorious? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and scratching your head in disbelief!