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CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

GochisaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Community, cute, discussion, Fandom, favorite character, FIX, forum, Gochi thread, Gochisa, GochisaCraft, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, new discovery, ONLINE, Otaku, Server, slice of life, Sxarp, Ultimate, woke up

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have a Gochi thread? Look no further, because on our server, not only do we have a Gochi thread, but Sxarp is also officially declared the best girl! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky community where anything can happen – even Gochi becoming the ruler of the Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6950	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	88
Crops Grown:	5811	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Towns Built:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7627	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	382
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mines Excavated:	3274	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Buildings Constructed:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5185	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Crops Grown:	5103

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!