colonial Minecraft Servers

Colonial

  • JobCraft1600s

    JobCraft1600s

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can time travel back to the 1600s and live out your wildest historical fantasies! Are you tired of modern-day responsibilities? Join our server and become a blacksmith, a nobleman, or even a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of time-traveling wizards who are trying to alter history for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours on our server!

    So come on down and experience the thrill of living in the 1600s, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky time paradoxes). Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Colonial Quest 1.20.6

    Colonial Quest 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, if you wanna tap into your inner colonizer vibes and feel like a superior being, join our Minecraft server! We got VTuber fans from South America and SEA, so you can flex your support by throwing a few bucks their way. It’s like being a virtual colonizer but without all the guilt! Plus, who doesn’t love feeling superior to the locals, am I right? Join now and unleash your inner sextourist/maidfucker genes in the most outrageous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

    Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out the real reason why Spanish and Portuguese colonies weren’t as successful as English colonies – because they didn’t have access to our magical diamond mines! That’s right, we’ve got diamonds for days, and our players are living like royalty while the Spanish and Portuguese are stuck digging for coal. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Colonial Canine DNA Quest

    Colonial Canine DNA Quest

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Settle In Minecraft SMP Colony

    Settle In Minecraft SMP Colony

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! Join us and choose from a variety of wacky colonies to settle in, each with its own unique quirks and characters.

    In Colony A, you’ll find a group of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to worshipping chickens. Yes, you heard that right – chickens! They believe that the key to unlocking ultimate power lies in the clucks and feathers of these majestic creatures.

    Colony B is home to a group of players who have all decided to roleplay as llamas. Yes, llamas! They roam the lands spitting at unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. It’s a llama-tastic time, to say the least.

    And in Colony C, well, let’s just say things get a little… explosive. The players here have a penchant for TNT and love nothing more than blowing things up for fun. It’s a blast, quite literally!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and choose your colony wisely. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ButlerBystanderMC

    ButlerBystanderMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only butler you’ll find is a blocky pixelated character serving you virtual champagne in a digital apron! Our butler is almost fully naked… except for that modest apron covering his front, of course.

    He’s here to get the party started in the most outrageous way possible. From serving drinks to playing music and hosting fun games, this butler is the life of the party. One of his games involves putting tape on his body and having you bite it off – talk about a wild bachelorette experience!

    But don’t worry, there’s no actual stripping involved (besides the initial boxers removal). It’s all innocent fun and games, just like Minecraft itself. And if your real-life spouse gets jealous, just tell them it’s all in good fun – after all, the bride’s feelings come first, right?

    So come join our server for a bachelorette bash like no other, where virtual butlers and crazy antics await. Just be prepared for some cold shoulders if your real-life partner isn’t as understanding of your pixelated party shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BoringFactsMC

    BoringFactsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being just another boring player on a basic Minecraft server? Well, say goodbye to mediocrity and hello to our insane Minecraft server! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens with a diamond pickaxe!

    On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon named Steve.

    So why settle for a boring existence when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (until your mom tells you it’s time for dinner).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum

    NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sandcastle Skyscrapers

    Sandcastle Skyscrapers

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, have you ever thought about skyscrapers being like giant sandcastles? well, on our server, we take that idea to a whole new level! imagine building the craziest sandcastle skyscraper you can think of, reaching for the clouds and beyond. join us and let your imagination run wild as you create the most epic sandcastle city ever seen in Minecraft!

    but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of mole people who live beneath the surface of the server. they are always up to some mischief and you never know what they might be plotting next. join us and uncover the mysteries of the mole people, or even join their ranks and become a master digger yourself!

    if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every full moon where the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. it’s a sight to behold and you won’t want to miss out on the fun!

    so come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knew that sandcastles could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

    FloraCraft: Gut Wrenching Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, if you don’t wanna end up with a gut full of bad bacteria and dying a horrible death, you should totally join our Minecraft server! We have the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep your intestines happy and healthy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that can actually improve your gut flora and make you invincible. So, like, why risk death when you can just play Minecraft instead? Join now and save your gut from doom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP