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OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Star Shards Collected:	86
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	2750	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1809	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	40	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7058	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Close Call Craft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1981
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Potions Brewed:	121	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	105

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.