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Vortex Valley

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Roleplay, Survival, Tardis, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to Vortex Valley thank you for taking the time to check out this post and our server. We want to welcome you to our TARDIS Survival server with more. – TARDIS, Jobs, Towny, Rewards We wanted to bring back a great TARDIS server – what better then to add towny and jobs to a TARDIS survival server. – With a Tardis you can travel around the world by a click of a button, once you step foot in your phone booth (or whatever you change it to) it is bigger on the inside. Make it how you want grow new rooms like a storage room plus lots more! – We also have towny so you can make towns and nations! Create your own town and sell plots to others in your town. Set up shopping plots to sell and buy from others. We want to build a great community, we are just starting out are looking forward to you to join a great community. We have a Discord also with everything you might need for our server. – Tickets, Staff Applications, General Chat, Events

mc.vortexvalley.co

BKLSS Junior High School

Adventure, Auctions, BKLSS SMP, Builder, community-driven, Dungeons, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP arenas, rare items, Redstone, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, survival mode, Trading, Treasure Hunts, wealth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

**Welcome to BKLSS SMP** – a vibrant, community-driven Minecraft server where creativity meets adventure! Whether you’re an experienced builder, a redstone genius, or just starting your Minecraft journey, our server offers something for everyone.

Whether you’re looking to create towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or simply enjoy a laid-back experience with friends, BKLSS SMP is the perfect place to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Join us today and be part of something amazing!

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VidyaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Content Creation, demonstration, editing software, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, how-to, Minecraft, online gaming, Post samples, samples, Server, Showcase, tutorial, video content, Video editing, video games, video production, video sharing, vidya, VidyaCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens, mining for diamonds while being chased by exploding creepers, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks)!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a block of TNT strapped to your back, and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you have to survive the night while dancing to thriller with a horde of zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your entire base with a misplaced redstone contraption – oops)!

MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	401
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ores Mined:	2939
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Farms Harvested:	737

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	115
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	121
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!