ColonCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Spears Created:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

#videogames, 2024.., addicted to tranny porn, Adventures, all female characters, arguments, be me 15 years ago, blocky, boomer, dick option, Eye Candy, failed relationships, female main characters, Female Protagonists, hate women, male characters, playing as a girl is gay, programming, teenage lad

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Nothing Happens Here

1. Nothing happens, proof 2. Disbelief

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Carnelian, Corroserum, CraftyKnights, Dorothy, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, meets, Minecraft, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	451517
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

1. Life purpose, blocky, deep thoughts 3. Life’s journey, existential crisis 2. Meaning of life, inner exploration, introspection, introspective journey, Life, life’s meaning, life’s mysteries, life’s purpose 4. Purposeful living, lolz, philosophical pondering, questioning existence, seeking answers, seeking truth, Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, spiritual awakening

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Farms Harvested:	161	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	223
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mines Excavated:	4805	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!