ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

adenocarcinoma, Adventures, butt, Cancer, chemotherapy, Colon, colon cancer, ColonCraft, colorectal, Diagnosis, Disease, gastrointestinal, health, malignant, metastasis, oncology, Prevention, prognosis, Screening, smp, surgery, Symptoms, Treatment, tumor

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

ColombiaCraft: Peace Talks Gone Wrong

CASUALTIES, civil war, colombia, ColombiaCraft, Conflict, Crisis, Failed, Government, human rights violations, international news, KIDNAPPING, Négotiation, Peace, peace process, peace talks, political turmoil, rebels, south america, talks, Tragedy, Unrest, violence, violence in Colombia, wrong

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crops Grown:	5574	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	206	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a failed peace talk in colombia! we got at least 80 dead mobs and several kidnapped villagers ready to be rescued by YOU!

our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with creepers instead of soldiers. join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where chaos reigns and peace talks always end in disaster.

don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join our server today and show off your skills in epic battles and daring rescues. who needs peace when you can have explosions and adventure? come join us now!

Primordial Black Hole Planetoids

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, celestial bodies, Cosmic, Dark Matter, early universe, Earth, everyday objects, Evidence, Hiding, Hole, hollow planetoids, microscopic tunnels, Mysteries, Planetoids, Planets, primordial, Primordial black holes, scientific research, small black holes, Space, theoretical physics, Universe

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got primordial black holes hiding in planets and everyday objects like yo momma’s old toaster! imagine mining for diamonds and accidentally stumbling upon a microscopic tunnel left behind by a tiny black hole from the early universe. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft bro! come join the madness and see what crazy adventures await you in our server. who knows, you might even find a hollow planetoid to build your base on and rule the universe like a boss. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explore the mysteries of the cosmos together!

DreamCraft

Achievements, application, Builds, Cheats, Community, Discord, DreamCraft, Duping, Events, Friendly, Griefing, hermitcraft, Longterm, Mature, Minecraft, Nether, PvP, Realm, Realms, shopping district, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8614	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Minecraft Bedrock Realm Overview

Difficulty	Playing Style	Region	Age Requirement	Application	Members
Normal/Hard	Similar to Hermitcraft	NA	21+	Required	5 (Looking for 10-12)

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is PVP allowed?	Only in a dedicated arena or with player consent
Are cheats allowed?	No, cheats are not allowed
Is griefing/cheating/duping allowed?	No, all of these are strictly prohibited
Is voice chat required?	No, but it is encouraged
How many members are you looking for?	Around 10-12 people
What kind of world will be created?	We will have a shopping district, nether hubs, and more big builds and events in the future
How can I join?	Complete the application form and join the required Discord
What if I can’t be active all the time?	Let us know if you’ll be inactive or won’t be playing anymore

The Chosen Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, anti-vax, CAR, card place, Chosen, family dynamics, Father, father passing away, favoritism, fit, husband, make up place, Mother, NEET, older sister, Realm, Resentment, School, sheltered, sibling rivalry, sister, SUCKS, unfair treatment

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Star Shards Collected:	76
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Villages Defended:	5

> Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of freedom and fun!

> Escape your anti-vaxxer dad and live your best life in our virtual world!

> No more being sheltered, come build your dream world with us!

> No need for a car, just hop on our server and explore endless possibilities!

> Take revenge on your sister by outbuilding her in Minecraft!

> Experience the thrill of freedom and creativity like never before!

> Build your own card place or make up place, the choice is yours!

> Don’t let anyone hold you back, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

RehabRoverRiot

alcohol addiction, baby-sit, Cruel, DIRTY, dog, dog person, dog sitter, future MIL, management position, medical emergency, pet, Phobia, PRESENCE, refusing, Rehab, RehabRoverRiot, RESPONSIBILITY, Scared, Situation, Walks

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!

Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!

Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!

CrimeSceneCantForget – Minecraft SMP

Crime Scene, CrimeSceneCantForget, Disturbing, Haunting, Minecraft, Shocking.., smp, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable crime, unforgettable crime scene, unforgettable detail, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable image, unforgettable incident, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment, unforgettable scene, unforgettable sight

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We got llamas that can fly, pigs that can dance, and cows that can do backflips. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the craziest parties every night.

But the real reason you need to join is because of the crime scenes. Yeah, you heard me right. There’s this one crime scene that I saw that I just can’t forget. It was like a murder mystery but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And the best part is, we get to solve the crimes ourselves! It’s like being a detective in a world made of blocks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited cake. Who doesn’t love cake?

BlameCraft2021

blame game, BlameCraft2021, Manipulation, political accountability, political blame, political deception, political games, political manipulation, political move, political opponents, political problems, political responsibility, political sabotage, political solutions, political strategy, political tactics, political warfare, problem creation, solution blame, strategy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Towns Built:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate political move of trashing everything in your territory so your opponents have to clean up the mess! But here’s the twist – we’ll also blame them for causing the chaos in the first place and taking credit for fixing it. It’s like playing real-life politics but in a virtual world! So come on in and show off your strategic skills in the most chaotic way possible. Who will come out on top in this game of political sabotage? Join now to find out!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, apply, Builders, Community, Competition, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friendly, Guidelines, Minecraft, Mods, Quirm, rules, SEASON 2, Server, smp, tps, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Farms Harvested:	646	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	5623
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Quirm SMP

Server Overview:

Server Specs	64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Interact with our fairly active community reaching up to 20+ Players on weekends!
Experience proximity chat gameplay!
This server runs on CoreProtect to prevent grief so you can keep gaming!
Get to experience unique events & competitions.
Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 17 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Info:

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect!
Obtain exclusive items thru weekly events on the server!
Mobs & Players drop heads upon death!
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed with open arms!
This server is exclusive to 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat)
Weekly events & Border expansion.

Apply Now!

Apply here

Crimson Moonrise 1.20

bloating, cramps, Crimson, female health, hormonal changes, irritability, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycle hormones, menstrual cycle irregularity, menstrual cycle length, menstrual cycle length variation, menstrual cycle phases, menstrual cycle tracker, menstrual flow, menstrual pain, menstruation, menstruation symptoms, mood swings, Moonrise, Period, PMs, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.

We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.

Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, dietary restrictions, disordered eating, Disrespect, emotional triggers, Fairness, food fights, frugality, groceries, HangryCraft, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, neurodivergence, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Server, shared meals

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4555	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take food fights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out over virtual groceries and meals.

Picture this: you’re planning a virtual salad for dinner, only to log on and find that your in-game partner has already eaten all the ingredients straight from the virtual fridge. And don’t even get us started on the pizza drama – will you be left with a few virtual slices while your partner hogs the virtual meat-heavy pie?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of fighting over virtual grilled cheese and soup, all while trying to set boundaries and compromises with your fellow players. Will you be accused of being “food aggressive” or controlling, or will you come out on top as the ultimate food warrior?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos of food-related drama, disrespect, and overwhelming arguments. It’s not about the money, it’s about the sheer absurdity of it all. So grab your virtual fork and knife, and get ready to feast on the most outrageous food fights in Minecraft history!

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