ColonCraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

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NaughtyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hearing English people butcher the word “naughty” every time they try to say it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “naughty” pronunciation boot camp! Join us and learn how to say “naughty” like a pro, or face the wrath of our grammar police who will make you do 100 push-ups for every mispronunciation. But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous mobs who will only attack you if you say “naughty” wrong. So come join us and master the art of saying “naughty” the right way, or suffer the consequences!

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KemoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner kemo and become a fuzzy friend forever! Join us for the Tennis Ball Edition, where the only rule is to have fun!

Are you a humanoid with animal ears, tail, or behavior? Fantastic! Are you a humanoid with claws or fur? Even better! But wait, there’s more – we also welcome human cosplayers as animals, monstergirls, and monsterboys. But sorry, traditional furries, animals, and fantasy beings with no animal traits are discouraged. And don’t even think about showing up as a normal human (obviously).

This server is not just for porn – it’s for all images! Share your kemo creations and let your imagination run wild. Need some inspiration? Check out our Kemo Quote of the Day: “Wuff wuff???” And if you have any questions, our Kemo Q&A is here to help.

Join our Discord for even more fun and games, and don’t forget to check out our OP template for the full kemo experience. Previous threads have been a blast, so don’t miss out on the furry madness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fuzzy fun begin!

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FurnitureFiasco Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value commitment and follow-through! Just like that friend who promised to come pick up the TV console but never showed up, we promise you an unforgettable gaming experience filled with surprises and excitement.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast virtual world, where you never know what kind of unexpected twists and turns await you. Will you stumble upon hidden treasures or encounter mischievous mobs? The only way to find out is to dive in and start your adventure!

Don’t worry about making empty promises here – we encourage you to embrace your inner trickster and keep your friends on their toes. Just like how our friend claimed they would come get the furniture but never did, you can make grand plans and watch them unfold in hilarious ways.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive TV console waiting for you as a special reward for your dedication and persistence. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even getting stood up by in-game furniture!

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DadGoneGFChatRage

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Need a break from dealing with family drama and mourning the loss of a loved one? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. Plus, who needs a girlfriend who cares more about jewelry than your feelings? Leave the real world behind and join us for some epic gaming sessions.

Forget about deadlines and work stress – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive in the crazy world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our virtual world with a community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of having a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who appreciates your priorities (hint: they should involve mining diamonds, not shopping for jewelry). Let’s game on!

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NoJobNoProbCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and having to work for a living? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams of being a professional block builder! No need for a job here, just endless hours of crafting and building to your heart’s content. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a virtual mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks?

Join our server and become a virtual entrepreneur, selling your pixelated creations to other players for virtual riches beyond your wildest imagination. Who needs a 9-5 when you can be a Minecraft mogul, ruling over your own virtual empire with an iron pickaxe?

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. No more worrying about bills or responsibilities, just endless fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a job when you can have a virtual paradise at your fingertips?

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TurkishLanding Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, dude. like, one time, a whole plane had to make an emergency landing on our server, and the passengers weren’t allowed to leave the plane! it was like a real-life Minecraft mystery, man.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of all the wackiness and insanity. we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underwater city filled with mermaids. you’ll never be bored, that’s for sure.

plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. one time, we had a dance-off with the Ender Dragon, and let’s just say, things got pretty wild. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come join us and let the craziness begin!

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NaziPartyDanceOff

“Youth, Apology, Backlash, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, dancing, education, mistake, Nazi song, NaziPartyDanceOff, offensive behavior, Political Correctness, political group, scandal, singing, social media, student organization, Tory student group, University, Video, warwick

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, it’s da craziest place eva! we got tory students singing nazi songs while dancing around liek total idiots. it’s a real party up in here! join us if u wanna see some real wild and wacky stuff happenin. we promise u won’t be bored, dat’s for sure. come on, join da fun!

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ZodiacAgeismCraft

Ageism, astrology, Beliefs, BIAS, cultural influences, discrimination, equality, horoscope, Individuality, judgment, personal choices, personality traits, prejudice, pseudoscience, social behavior, societal expectations, societal norms, star signs, stereotyping, zodiac, ZodiacAgeismCraft

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we treat everyone the same no matter what their zodiac sign is. like, we don’t discriminate based on if u a capricorn or a leo or whatever. we believe in equal rights for all zodiacs, man.

u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest stories, like one time a player built a giant toilet and turned it into a secret base. and another time, we had a zombie apocalypse event where all the players had to team up to survive. it was wild, dude.

also, we have the best parties on this server. like, every friday night we have a dance party at the spawn point with fireworks and disco balls. it’s lit, bro.

so come join our server and be part of the zodiac equality movement. we’re all about love, peace, and minecraft, man.

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DiaCureCraft

DiaCureCraft

ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server where you can cure diabetes with cell therapy? well, this server is so lit that a chinese team actually reported that they cured a patient’s diabetes with this crazy technology. like, what even?! join now and who knows, maybe you’ll be the next person to have their diabetes magically disappear while building a sick castle in the game. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and witness the magic happen right before your eyes! #minecraftmiracles #curediabetes #onlyonthisserver

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Historica Nation

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About Historica Nations:

Historica Nations is a medieval kingdom server that offers a fully immersive roleplay experience. Here, you can build and develop your own kingdom, complete with castles, villages, and bustling marketplaces. Engage in diplomacy, trade with other nations, and participate in epic battles for supremacy.

Features Awaiting You:

Custom Armor & Weapons: Discover exclusive gear designed for leaders and warriors. Advanced War System: Engage in strategic battles and form alliances. Nation Building: Develop your nation from scratch and manage resources. Immersive Roleplay: Assume various roles and immerse yourself in interactive storytelling. Dynamic Economy: Trade, set up shops, and build wealth. Community Events: Participate in exciting server-wide events and challenges.

Join our community and be part of a vibrant world where your adventures and legends await!

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