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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1420 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
