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DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	649050	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ores Mined:	6006
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	758
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5624
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!