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SSMP: The Vanilla-less, Whitelist-free, Simply Complicated Land 1.21

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Summit SMP (SSMP) Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Features:	/sethome /spawn rare head drops physical and active economy gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted world border of 128K
IP Address:	SSMP.io
Support:	We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server currently supports Minecraft version 1.21.
Are there any limits on gameplay?	There are no limits on gameplay as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.
Does the server have an admin shop or jobs?	No, our economy has no admin involvement and we do not have an admin shop or jobs.
What are some unique features of the server?	Some unique features include rare head drops, a physical and active economy, and permission for gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe.

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

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AutisticRatRaceEscape Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or if you want to trade with villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started a dance troupe and perform synchronized explosions every night at midnight.

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MaliCraft Server: Wagner Warfare

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OldSchoolLOLZCraft

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CataSim

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Greetings, player!

CataSim Network offers a unique semi-sandbox environment just for you! While the majority of items are freely available, we’ve ensured that you still get to experience the thrill of that rewarding experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers plenty of engaging gameplay experiences, including: Dungeons Slayer Missions Custom Skills Pets

That’s not all. With weekly giveaways and events, our devoted staff members are committed to ensuring that every moment on CataSim Network is nothing short of exceptional.

Hoping to see you soon!

mc.catasim.net

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9579
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	7523
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	2432	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	190
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8307
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Emeralds Found:	4361
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3902	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Villages Defended:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Void Armor Forged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

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Summit SMP (SSMP) Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):