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Survival of the Funniest Minecraft SMP

adaptation, Competition, discrimination, Diversity, Evolution, FUNNIEST, genetics, INEQUALITY, LOSING, Minecraft, Minority, natural selection, Oppression, power dynamics, Race, racial tension, smp, social hierarchy, society, Struggle, Supremacy, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, Whites

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old white blocks in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the whites are losing! Join us in the epic battle of colors as we fight to bring more diversity and excitement to the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the evil Sheep King has taken over the server and is forcing all players to wear ridiculous sheep costumes. Will you join forces with the resistance and overthrow the Sheep King, or will you embrace your inner sheep and join his woolly army?

Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this whimsical world and discover hidden treasures that can only be found during the lunar festivities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, the whites are losing – but the fun is just beginning!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

action, Average, Cooperative gameplay, different game, First Person Shooter, Good Game, INTENSE, Left 4 Dead, Minecraft, multiplayer, not as good, not Left 4 Dead, not quite the same, post-apocalyptic, Server, similar but different, survival horror, teamwork, Thrilling, Undead, unique experience, video game, Zombie Shooter

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	4320	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs start chasing you. But don’t worry, our server has custom mobs that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

And let’s not forget about our epic PvP battles. Take on other players in intense fights where anything goes. Want to fight with a carrot? Go for it! The crazier, the better.

But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary tale of Steve, the player who built an entire castle out of TNT. Yes, you read that right. TNT. And guess what? It actually worked! The castle stood tall and proud until a sneaky creeper came along and blew it all to smithereens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, it’s a good game, it’s just not a good Left 4 Dead game. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Eat Minecraft SMP What

culinary preferences, diet selection, dietary habits, dietary preferences, dietary requirements, Eat, eating habits, eating patterns, favorite foods, feeding behavior, food choices, food consumption, food habits, food preferences, food sources, meal choices, meal planning, menu options, Minecraft, Nutritional Intake, nutritional needs, smp, what do they eat

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out what the villagers are secretly munching on in their little huts! Rumor has it they’re snacking on enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, but you’ll have to join to find out for sure. Plus, our server has a secret underground farm where the cows are fed nothing but cake and the chickens lay golden eggs. It’s a culinary adventure like no other! So come join us and satisfy your hunger for deliciously absurd food in Minecraft!

Rothschild’s Minecraft Server

2019, 2025, Analysis, Banking, Conspiracy, cover, Economist, finance, Future, global elite, illuminati, influence, Minecraft, Owned, power, prediction, Rothschild, Rothschilds, Server, speculation, trends, wealth, world events

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world where you can mine for diamonds while dodging Illuminati conspiracies and Rothschild-owned mobs. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to predicting the future like the 2019 economist cover did! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await on our server. Who knows what insanity 2025 will bring!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP General

#fanficlisting, #HololiveEnglish, #IRySAnniversaryLIVE, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #merchlist, #OKTK, #ourokronii, #OurPromise, #THEDEVILWEARSHOPE, daydream, general, hololive, Infinite, Kronii, Livestream, Minecraft, originalsong, Ouro, residentevilvillage, Rise, smp, tunic

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Imagine mining diamonds while jamming out to Kronii’s original songs like a boss. Or battling creepers in epic boss fights inspired by her streams. And don’t even get us started on the crazy fanfic listings – you won’t believe the stories our players come up with!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a free chat room where you can unleash your inner meme lord, and handy links to keep you connected to all things Kronii. Plus, our current schedule is so jam-packed with fun activities, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos or Londoners – we only want Kronii love here! And don’t forget to report any leaks or defamation against Kronii to Cover – we’ve got your back, fam. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

Blocky Battle Grounds – Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, battle, blocky, dev chat, GROUNDS, Hotfix 5.3.1, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.3, Patch 6.0, Patch notes 1.7.2, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, sega, Server, Steam, steam powered, steam sale, Tactics, total war, Total War General, Total War Historical Sale, total war three kingdoms, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, TotalWar-Official

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Buildings Constructed:	14	Star Shards Collected:	171

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem!

Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Total War game. Build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and unleash your inner warlord on unsuspecting players.

With updates and patches that come out faster than you can say “patch notes,” you’ll never get bored on our server. From hotfixes to balance changes, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t forget about our Pharaoh Dynasties expansion, where you can rule like a true Egyptian ruler.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Steamy Minecraft SMP

Coomerbros, Coomerbros community, Coomerbros memes, digital entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, gaming personalities, internet culture, Meme culture, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, online multiplayer gaming, PC Gaming, smp, Steam, steam community, Steamy, video games, virtual reality gaming

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Emeralds Found:	536	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join us at Coomerbros, where things are about to get wild!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Coomer, swoops in to save the day with his trusty flying pig sidekick.

And that’s just the beginning. Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you break turns into a delicious taco. But be careful, because the tacos are also explosive and can send you flying into the sky!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Disco Enderman, where the music never stops and the dance moves are out of this world.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the insanity that is Coomerbros? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LastHive Minecraft server

Anarchy, BEES, best, BUILD, Clans, Community, Creative, Donations, Economy, Events, Foreign, Fun, Gaming, LastHive, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Ranking, RPG, Server, Stable, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	16

LastHive is one of the stable and best Minecraft servers, created in honor of our beloved bees.

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Shallow Dudes Minecraft Server

attraction, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, double standards, Dudes, gender dynamics, Gender norms, judgmental, long-term relationships, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, romantic relationships, Server, Shallow, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to date dudes who are so epic, even women can’t resist them. Our players are so charming and hilarious, they’ll have you laughing all day long. Who needs diamonds when you have these gems of guys around?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you on your toes. From fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay around? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

The Loser’s Savior Minecraft SMP

Apologize.., Campaign, curb-stomping, debate, executive branch, Losers, millennial, Minecraft, ourguy, president, SAVED, SAVIOR, shat on, smp, Walz

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of getting roasted by your friends for not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the biggest noob can become a master builder! Join now and show off your epic creations to shut up all the haters.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Legend has it that he’s actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, ready to guide you on your quest to become the ultimate blocky warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP in the universe. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond-clad hero to save the day!