🔥colon cancer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

Abuse, aita, black and white, cancel trip, CancelledTrip, colon cancer, emotional connection, family conflict, Feedback, Friends, guilt trip, mom, MONEY, past traumas, Rich, scheduled surgery, selfish, surgery, SurgeryCraft, trip cost

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

adenocarcinoma, Adventures, butt, Cancer, chemotherapy, Colon, colon cancer, ColonCraft, colorectal, Diagnosis, Disease, gastrointestinal, health, malignant, metastasis, oncology, Prevention, prognosis, Screening, smp, surgery, Symptoms, Treatment, tumor

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

bugs, Cancer prevention, cancer research, carcinogens, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, colorectal tumors, Damage, Dna, DNA damage, DNA sequencing, environmental factors, genetic analysis, genetic mutations, genetic risk factors, Gut, gut bacteria, Microbiome, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, public health, smoking, tobacco, TobaccoCraft, tumor development

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Vrexide

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

We at Vrexide are all for the players. We strife to have a great and foremost fun experiance in-game. We have 2 fun servers; Plot and Survival.

Plot: This is where you want to be if you love building and creating with nearly no limitations. You can buy a plot and expand it to be bigger if you’re able to. You can earn money and buy or sell stuff from and to other players. Get your resources in the Resource world or buy them in the shop.

Survival: As the name implies, this is survival. The main goal is to survive in a world where PvP is active. Use the resources around you, build a base, and don’t forget to claim the land around you to for safety measures.

play.vrexide.se

CrossPvP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1366
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

CROSSPVP! Skypvp! Nugget pvp! Please enjoy this server its my best creation ever 🙂 so yeah hopefully you enjoy! Discord: https://discord.gg/wj6vyRj

CrossPvP.minehut.gg

Gagnam

Balanced Economy, Jobs, Land Claim, Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to the Gagnam Server, which is still on Progress Updates going forward, I hope you are comfortable on this Server.

Gameplay that can be played:

– Survival, Trade Items also use Vanilla– Vanilla (Limit Enchant Vanilla 75, masi on Progress Update).– Balance + Jobs ( Jobs Max join 5).– RedProtect (Claim Area for Protection at Griefer).– Events (Event info is only available on Discord, managed by the Developer Server).– Custom Enchant (Still Vanilla, but not Tinkerer like RPG).– Medieval Build (Theme build is Medieval/ Non-expensive materials, the most important thing is that the idea can be expressed on the server)

The staff is also safe, we’ll see what the problem is, we’ll inform the developer later. Come join if you’re interested, so we can develop our own ideas,” support each other with other players.

Contact Staff : (Kher Maestry / Dufan#0417)2nd IP if the main IP is Error: t-2.tokodukun.me:25565

20.197.10.1

Soporo Aqua | Underwater Survival

PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

CURRENTLY IN OPEN BETA

Have you ever wanted to live under the sea? Dreamt of sleeping in the coral? Fed up of all the land monsters? Well, Soporo Aqua has a home for you!

Join the original underwater survival server, opening with the release of 1.13! Sleep with the fish, build your home in the water, or maybe search for the rare islands. However, on Soporo Aqua, living on the land is dangerous!

It’s like survival, just underwater! Join today at play.soporoaqua.net!

play.soporoaqua.net

FunTimes

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

We have many different things so everyone has something fun to do. We have survival, creative, theme parks, mini games, parkour and hopefully even more things in the future! Our server featurs Mt. GillUni, our very own, always growing, custom theme park. Explore rides and different restaurants with your friends and have a blast while doing so! Our theme park world is small at the moment but our builders are working very hard to create the best experience for everyone. We have many future plans for the theme park world including Kings Island. Wanna just play regular survival but with other people? Join our regular vanilla survival world. Do whatever you want! Wanna explore unbelievable builds? Join us today and see things like Mt. Gilluni, Towntimes, Our survival, creative, parkour and mini games hub. Our builders are working hard to give you the best experience possible as they are constantly building new maps, parks, and awesome builds for you to enjoy!

funtimes.serv.nu:10788

Ultrix club

op prison, Practice, Prison, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Server IP: ultrix.club

ultrix.club

Minelife

Cross-Play, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mines Excavated:	4194	Potions Brewed:	128
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Minelife is an old Minecraft server community that has been around for 9 years with players from all over the world. If you’re looking for a great place to just relax with your friends, then this is the place.

Java IP: play.minelife.eu Bedrock IP: play.minelife.eu – Port: 19132

At the moment we offer the following:

– Survival – Skyblock – Normal Prison (be an inmate and do your time)

play.minelife.eu

Valkyrie

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Valkyrie is a community centered minecraft server just starting in 1.13 with an active discord and community we try to be semi vanilla while adding some quality of life features

Come join us on discord! https://discord.gg/BZNp4da

[1] No Hacking [2] No Griefing [3] No Stealing [4] No Bullying [5] Kill Llamas (this one is a joke) [6] Use Common Sense

167.114.48.203

Ctn hard island serv

Authme, Balanced Economy, Cracked, Farming, Grief Prevention, HARD, Hard Server, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Wild

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2137
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	4322
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to Code LAB servers. Here we have prepared a professional habitat where you can try out your top Minecraft skills. How big a kingdom can you build on an island surrounded by the ocean with no support?

⚡ It is never pay to win.⚡ 24/7 server equipped with up-to-date system⚡ Close to Vanilla version with minimal plugins

Our server is built on version 1.16, but you can log in with higher versions if you want.We also allow third party launchers through our authentication system.

Discord: https://discord.gg/nZNrypuJGQ

mc.ismailcetin.dev

NeonNetwork

Factions, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

NeonNetwork is a group of servers made for your personal entertainment. You have an idea, share it with the world and it may become a reality. We accept peoples views and opinions and reward for creativity. We have an amazing team to deal with all matters and are pleasant to work with. Our servers range from grinding, hard working Prison to the teaming empires of Factions. We plan to expand the network to more and more gamemodes as we grow with your support and we look forward to seeing you in our utopia of Minecraft glory! Enjoy my dudes.

play.neon-network.net