Colon – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Colon Protector

balanced diet, Cancer prevention, cancer prevention tips, cancer risk, Colon, colon cancer, colon health, colorectal cancer, colorectal health, Crafty, Cross-Play, dietary guidelines, healthy choices, healthy diet, healthy lifestyle, long tail tags, low saturated fat, Moderate Saturated Fat intake, nutrition advice, protective effect, Protector, saturated fat, saturated fat intake

so, like, this server is, like, the best thing since, like, diamonds in minecraft. we have, like, a magical enchantment that makes you invincible to creepers and, like, you can ride on a flying pig to explore the world. also, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and, like, a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. we have weekly build competitions where you can win, like, a real-life diamond sword. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever!

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BootyBlockerCraft

anatomy, biology, BootyBlockerCraft, buoyancy, butthole, Colon, Depth, drowning, gastrointestinal, health, human body, medical condition, PHYSICS., PRESSURE, Rectum, Risk, Safety, Sphincter, swimming, Underwater, Water

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s most pressing questions like “How deep would someone have to go in water for their butthole to fail and let water in?” Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the ocean and test the limits of our virtual anatomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Pirates, a group of players who sail the high seas in search of treasure and booty (pun intended). Join their crew and embark on epic quests filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater base where players can engage in intense battles using nothing but fish as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the depth of your butthole).

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Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

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Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

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Crafty Colon Cancer Server

biological clock, Cancer, cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, chronobiology, circadian disruption, circadian rhythm, Colon, Colorectal Cancer Progression, Crafty, gut dysbiosis, gut flora, gut health, gut inflammation, gut microbiome changes, gut-brain axis, microbiome analysis, microbiota, Server, tumor growth, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

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ColonCraft SMP – The Butt of all Adventures!

adenocarcinoma, Adventures, butt, Cancer, chemotherapy, Colon, colon cancer, ColonCraft, colorectal, Diagnosis, Disease, gastrointestinal, health, malignant, metastasis, oncology, Prevention, prognosis, Screening, smp, surgery, Symptoms, Treatment, tumor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your colon cancer! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, crazy shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?

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FartCraft: The Great Mystery

abdominal muscles, body functions, bowel control, Bowel Movements, Colon, defecation, digestion, digestive process, digestive system, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal system, Great, intestines, Mystery, passing gas, pooping, Rectum, sphincter muscles, waste elimination

OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got the answer to life’s biggest question: how does our body know when to fart and when to poop? Our server is like a magical portal to the land of butt mysteries and bodily functions.

Once upon a time, there was a brave Minecraft player who ventured into our server and discovered the ancient secret of the fart-poop dilemma. Legend has it that they were granted the power to control their farts and poops with just a flick of their pixelated wrist.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and bodily exploration. Who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secrets of the universe while building a giant toilet castle or battling poop monsters in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate farting warrior of the Minecraft world!

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Inn-Craft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Inn-Craft is a Bulgarian Minecraft server network.

We have 2 servers at the moment – Creative & Survival.

Creative: – Big plots – Free WorldEdit

Survival: – Towny – mcMMO – Custom Ranks – Earth Like-map

play.inn-craft.info

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The Labyrinth Of Sordin

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Finally the server you’ve been looking for! We’ve designed a great, challenging and fun adventure for you to dive into! Sordrins labyrinth invites you to test yourself in a crazy adventure you have never dreamed of. Full of Puzzles,Villages,and interesting places, We have a giant 3100×3100 Labyrinth for you to get lost in,And thats only the start! Our server comes equipped with over 40 plugins to help maximize the players enjoyment all while keeping minecraft balanced and fun. Take a look at our server trailer to get a better understanding! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLDTM3uHAHU

mc.sordrin.com

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KingConquest

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

Network Specific: Twitter: https://twitter.com/KingConquesteu Website: http://kingconquest.eu IP: play.KingConquest.eu

Conquest *World Domination, done right*

Creative *Be Creative, Be Yourself*

Towny *The World lies before you, to join or create a kingdom, thats the question*

play.kingconquest.eu

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Horizon

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, Survival

Very fun friendly games yay amazing survival creative plots version 1.8.3 everyone here is fun doogyfluffkins plays you tubers play

69.175.124.112

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Faction Hustlers

Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Prison

Of all our game types Factions is our first, in out servers we promise a unique experience for all players and we are always working on our servers. /Vote For Shards! (Server Wide Currency) – Factions +First Unique server on our network and full of surprises, custom cannons, huge explosions, and we start you off with a Base in a Box!

– Creative +Free Creative and full world edit access when you spend your Shards(Vote Rewards) – Prison +Come join our prison server for a more open experience then a packed in prison.(Our Trees are Real) – SkyBlock +Come start you island and expand today! – Elimination +HARDCORE server where the re-spawns happen every Monday and the monsters are uglier than your mother. +Kill the EnderDragon for 10,000 Shards (EXTREMELY HARD) – Minigame(beta) +We custom code our plugins. (Come make a recommendation today!) Teamspeak: TS3.FactionHustlers.com Server Ip: Mc.FactionHustlers.com Website: FactionHustlers.com Come check us out, we have a great community. Come talk to us on our public teamspeak: TS3.FactionHustlers.com

MC.FactionHustlers.com

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RailCraft

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, Raiding, Pvp Come enjoy it all her at RailCraft, We made this server so you can all come along and have a fun time. Fantastic staff!

167.114.91.132

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Utopia

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Utopia is a server that will give you an amazing experience in Minecraft – that you will never forget.

We provide a range of cool features for our players to encourage players to choose us.

We are a survival server, but we are also so much more.

Most importantly of all: We a have great mature community that are fun to be around.

We care for our players a lot and work very hard to ensure they have fun on our server.

mc.utopia.us

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MineyCrafty

PvE, Survival

MineyCrafty offers a unique SURVIVAL experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Custom Plugins ✔ Custom Terrain ✔ Griefing Not Possible ✔ Space to build ✔

IP: mineycrafty.com

mineycrafty.com

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MineShake

Factions, Mini Games, Prison

A Good Server For U Prison Players Faction Players or Mini Games Plus This Server Has Much More. And Is For 1.8+

play.mineshake.net

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Vertigo Gaming Classic

PvE

Server currently runs a Vanilla style setup with a starter town, a login mod to allow offline-mode versions to play and protect account names. An XP mod to increase basic Minecraft Skills. A Teleport Plugin that allows users to port to one another and admins to move to a players location quickly. A /sethome function that enables multiple homes and allows a user to type /back when they respawn to retrieve their items lost from the location they were killed at. A lottery that allows players to bet Gold for more gold. A Market Plugin that allows players to buy/sell items. An Economy Plugin that gives you a wage for every hour played! A Job Plugin in case you want more money! Lockette which allows players to lock their doors and chests preventing players from stealing their items as well as notifying Admins when someone is attempting to break into another players house or steal their items.

minecraft.vertigogaming.org

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