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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 321 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 2666 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
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