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SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crops Grown:	6782	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ores Mined:	3938
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Votes:	7018	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!

SoftSlayer

application, Arena, Cheating, chill environment, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, Griefing, harassing, library, market, Parkour, PvP, Resource, rules, smp, SoftSlayer, stealing, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Zombie Dances:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	softslayer.com

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

Join our discord server!

About Us

SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.

Features

Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation
Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world
Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! (Just reset!)
Death Valley: Endgame, high-risk high-reward custom PvP arena
Library full of books written by players since 2012
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and much more!

Rules

We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where our players can relax and be themselves. Those against this idea will quickly find themselves looking for a new server 😉

Join Us

Join us today by applying in our Discord! The application is very simple, just some questions to help us gauge the kind of player you are, and if you would be a good fit for SoftSlayer. Hope to see you online!

Silly Water Cabinet 1.20.2

1.20.2, accident, cabinet, clean up, funny, Household, humor, Mess, Mischief, mischief maker, Mischievous, mishap, mistake, Naughty, Oops, prank, shondo, silly, silly water, Spill, Trouble, troublemaker, Water

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. This server is like a magical cabinet filled with silly water, but instead of water, it’s filled with epic adventures and crazy surprises.

Imagine diving into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll never be bored on this server, I promise you. From building giant statues of Steve to riding llamas into battle, the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the cabinet of silly water and join the madness!

DadTax-Free Minecraft Server

alcoholism, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, DadTaxFree, drug addiction, emotional baggage, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial Stability, financial support, generational trauma, Minecraft, MONEY, parental issues, personal boundaries, relationships, self-care, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	9644
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dealing with your dad’s constant money requests! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no annoying phone calls asking for cash.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your dad trying to move in and crash on your virtual couch. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and maybe even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (definitely not money your dad can ask for).

So why join our server? Well, for starters, you won’t have to deal with any pesky family members asking for handouts. Plus, who needs $20k when you can have unlimited virtual riches in the form of pixelated blocks? Say goodbye to awkward phone conversations and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Join us now and leave your real-life problems at the door (or rather, the pixelated portal)!

BabyDaddyDaycare

#breastfeeding, anger, baby, BabyDaddyDaycare, Backup Plan, Communication, Conflict, Dinner, Friends, frozen breastmilk, gym, Instructions, leaving baby, maternal leave, parenting, partner, relationship, Resentment, silent treatment, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama and tantrums in your real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind, just like this mom left her baby for a dinner date!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the chaos of everyday life. You can build your dream world, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the need for a little break from reality.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for taking some time for yourself. Just like this mom, who thought she could have a peaceful dinner without her baby, you deserve a little me-time too!

So come join us on our server and let all your worries melt away. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some frozen breastmilk in the fridge (just kidding, we don’t condone leaving babies unattended)!

Cheater-Free Crafty Fun

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheaterFree, Cheating, cheating in marriage, cheating in relationships, consequences of cheating, Crafty, Deception, dishonesty, emotional pain, forgiveness, Fun, Infidelity, Integrity, long term effects of cheating, loyalty, Moral values, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	9616
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Cheaters? Pfft, on our server, we welcome them with open arms! In fact, we encourage cheating so much that we have a special “Hacker’s Paradise” area where cheaters can roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and getting away with it!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of insanity.

So why waste your time on boring, rule-abiding servers when you can join us and unleash your inner chaos? Come join the fun and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

airstrikes, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, Russian airstrikes, security council, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, united nations, vladimir zelensky, War, Zelensky, ZelenskysAirStrikeParty

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even Zelensky is talking about it! There have been over 1,400 Russian airstrikes this week, but don’t worry, our server is so epic that even airstrikes can’t bring us down! Join now and build the craziest base to protect yourself from all the chaos. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Disco Disk Skills Server

brand new disk, Consciousness, data, death, disco, Disk, experiences, innate talents, life simulation, next person, no talents, old person data, Server, Skills, traces

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!

our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!