colombia Minecraft Servers

Colombia

  • CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

    CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

    come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

    we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

    so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

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  • EcoCraft Minecraft Server

    EcoCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions!

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  • CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

    CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

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    hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

    imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

    oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

    and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

    so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyOilCoLOL

    CraftyOilCoLOL

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the president of colombia is actually a minecraft character and he is ordering national oil company to cancel a US $880M venture to focus on building epic minecraft structures instead! who needs oil when you can have diamonds and emeralds, amirite? join now for a chance to mine with the president and help him build the biggest diamond castle in all of minecraft history! trust us, this server is lit AF 🔥🔥🔥

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  • BeanBoycottWars

    BeanBoycottWars

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we brew up more drama than a coffee shortage caused by international trade disputes! Picture this: Donald Trump decides to play hardball and slap tariffs on the top 5 countries that supply coffee beans to the USA. Colombia, Brazil, Switzerland, Canada, and Mexico are like, “Oh no you didn’t!” and team up to put a stop to their coffee bean exports. It’s a caffeine-fueled showdown of epic proportions!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating trade deals, forming alliances, and maybe even starting a full-blown coffee war. Will the USA cave first and beg for their beloved coffee beans back? Or will the other countries realize they can’t live without American dollars pouring in from coffee sales? The stakes are high, the coffee is scarce, and the drama is brewing hotter than a fresh pot of java.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to trade, fight, and maybe even form your own coffee cartel. Who needs diamonds when you can have the most valuable resource of all: coffee beans. Join now and let the caffeine-fueled chaos begin!

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  • ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

    ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine if the chinese envoy to colombia was actually a minecraft character, promoting like, epic bilateral ties with other players, while also like, totally clashing with the washington players. it’s like, a whole diplomatic drama up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

    join this server if you wanna be part of this crazy world where international relations are settled with pickaxes and swords. who needs boring old politics when you can have minecraft diplomacy, amirite? plus, the chinese envoy gives out the best loot, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, get in on the action and let’s make some alliances and enemies, minecraft style!

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  • ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

    ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the US pausin Colombia tariffs, like so random but so lit, u know? we got crazy agreements goin on, like u can build ur own country and make ur own rules, no sanctions here, just pure fun and chaos, join now and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it, trust me bro lol.

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  • CraftyCartels: Trade Wars & Blocky Alliances

    CraftyCartels: Trade Wars & Blocky Alliances

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    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got pigs flying in the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

    you gotta join this server because our president is like, a total boss. he’s all like, “hey trump, you wanna play that tariff game? well, we can play it too, but we’re gonna do it better.” and then he starts trading with china like there’s no tomorrow. it’s like a virtual trade war, but with pixelated blocks instead of actual money.

    come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is our president’s epic comeback to trump. it’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less drama. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness.

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  • Blocky Babes Abortion Saga

    Blocky Babes Abortion Saga

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    join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience!

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  • CraftyColumbianPlane

    CraftyColumbianPlane

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    yo, you ever wanted to ride in a presidential plane? well, guess what, on this server you can! we got Colombia sending their fancy plane all the way to Honduras just to pick up migrants from US flights. why, you ask? because we want you to experience the most luxurious travel on our server, of course! hop on board and let’s fly high in style, baby! join now and live the high life in Minecraft like never before!

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