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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5062 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 199 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).
So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!