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HijabHavocCraft

alleged, discrimination, gender equality, Headscarf, hijab law, HijabHavocCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Iranian woman, legal issue, MIDDLE EAST, News, paralysed, physical harm, religious law, Shooting, social justice, tragic incident, VIOLATION, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchantments Applied:	286	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Farms Harvested:	120
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape all the crazy drama of the real world like this iranian woman who got paralysed over a hijab law violation like wtf 😂😂 on our server u can build ur own world and wear whatever u want without getting shot at 😜😜 plus we have the craziest mini games like chicken jousting and llama racing 🐔🦙 so come join us and leave all the real world craziness behind 😎😎

WhisperWalk Olympics

athletes, Athletics, Competition, determination, Endurance, fast walking, Focus, loudest whispering, Olympic, olympic games, olympics, perseverance, physical activity, racewalking, rules, SPEED, sports, Stamina, strategy, Technique, Training, WhisperWalk

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we do olympic fast walking but with a twist! instead of walking quietly, we scream at the top of our lungs like a bunch of banshees! it’s like the loudest whispering competition you’ve ever seen!

we have insane challenges like building a roller coaster out of diamonds or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens with nothing but a carrot.

our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but don’t worry, we provide free diapers for all new players).

so come on down to our server and join the chaos! who knows, you might just become the next minecraft champion of the world (or at least of our server)!

NanoPlasticPurgeCraft

#sustainability, clean technology, clean water, eco-friendly, efficiency, Environmental Science, innovation, liquid-based solution, Mizzou, nanoparticle removal, NanoPlasticPurgeCraft, nanoplastics, plastic particles, plastic pollution, pollution control, research, scientists, solvent, Technology, Water, water purification

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Star Shards Collected:	282	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got scientists dat can remove like 98% of nanoplastics from water! Dey use some liquid stuff to trap dem plastic bits and den BOOM, clean water for everyone! It’s like magic but real, so come join da fun and help save da environment, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, right? So what are u waiting for? Come build, mine, and save da world with us!

ElfCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, creative content, digital avatar, ElfCraft, FANTASY, Gaming, half elves, hololive, Japanese entertainment, Minecraft, Online content creation, online streaming, pure blooded elf, role playing, Server, sora, storytelling, virtual community, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1875
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Buildings Constructed:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the NPCs have conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the mystery of why hololive only has half elves. Some say it’s because the pure blooded elves were too busy partying in the enchanted forest to join the server. Others believe that a mischievous group of gnomes cast a spell to banish them to the realm of unicorns and rainbows. But one thing’s for sure, if you want to meet the elusive sora, the self-proclaimed half elf, you’ll have to hop on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride full of magic, mayhem, and half elves galore!

/MineGig SMP – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character banner, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, genshin impact, IGN Teaser, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crops Grown:	7523	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9004	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP server? Well, let me tell you, it’s not just any ordinary server, it’s a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

We have special events happening all the time, like the “Energy Amplifier: Lemma” event where you can harness the power of the elements to create epic builds. And don’t forget about the “Bing-Bang Finchball” event, where you can play a crazy game of Finchball with your friends.

Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor. But that’s not all, our weapon banner includes the Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and the Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm) – perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike.

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems! Just use the code “GENSHINGIFTNAJEWZTD7XD5” and watch the gems roll in.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP server and embark on a wild adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even find a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing llamas!

BankAccountCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, bank account, BankAccountCraft, corporate contracts, crass, depression, family, family function, finances, gossip, gossips, Minecraft, new car, PAJAMAS, paralegal, savings, Server, state contracts, Suits, unemployed, wealth, work from home

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and shut down gossiping relatives? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your pixelated riches and prove to your family that working from home doesn’t mean you’re not making bank. Build your dream mansion, drive virtual luxury cars, and make it rain diamonds on all those haters. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the blocky world? Join now and let’s show them who’s boss!

AnnivAintEasy: ParentsRuinedIt

animal welfare, AnnivAintEasy, anniversary celebration, Communication Issues, dietary preferences, emotional distress, emotional reactions, ethical eating, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, judgmental family, mental health, ParentsRuinedIt, party etiquette, party planning, personal boundaries, personal values, safe spaces, vegan, vegan menu, veganism

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your vegan lifestyle? Look no further than our server, where we promise a menu filled with pixelated plants and virtual veggies! Our server is a safe space for all herbivores, carnivores, and even omnivores who just want to have a good time without any judgment.

Join us and escape the drama of real life family parties where they judge you for your dietary choices. Our community of players will support you and celebrate your anniversary without any guilt trips or headaches. Plus, if anyone dares to bring non-vegan food to our virtual party, we’ll just block them from the server – problem solved!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where veganism reigns supreme and where you can finally relax without any family drama. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and understanding group of pixelated pals anywhere else!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition Minecraft Server

Conflict, control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, embarrassed, geopolitical issues, international relations, military tensions, Minecraft, Moscow, News, Politics, putin, Putin diplomacy, Putin statement, PutinCraft, russia, Server, Settlements, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, world events

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so like, u know how putin was all like “ukraine controls 28 russian settlements” and moscow was like “omg we are so embarrassed rn”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, building epic castles out of enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #putinwho #minecraftforlife 🐷💎💣

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

annexation, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military presence, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 74 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast! why? because president zelensky said so, duh!

we got crazy pvp battles where ukraine and russia fight it out for control of the land. build your own settlement and defend it against enemy raids.

plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where ukraine is hiding all the diamonds they stole from russia. can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have! trust us, you won’t regret it.

EndsWellCraft

acceptable, acceptance, adherence, All’s well that ends well, Beliefs, Conclusion, consequences, EndsWellCraft, Ethics, Interpretation, justification, morality, outcome, perspective, philosophy, Principles, ProVerb, resolution, Saying, The ends justify the means

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1664
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

join dis server for the most epic adventure of ur lyfe!!! we got dragons dat poop out diamonds and unicorns dat fart rainbows!!! u can build a house made of chocolate and ride a pig into battle against evil zombies!!!

we got a secret underground city where u can trade with aliens and learn how to speak in dolphin language!!! our staff is made up of magical fairies and talking trees who will grant u wishes and protect u from griefers!!!

so join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe!!! remember, “all’s well that ends well,” so come join us and let the ends justify the means!!!