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GrannyGriefer Minecraft Server

aita, baby’s health, car accident, car collision, collision, compensation, front-right door panel, GrannyGriefer, Hospital, Injuries, lawsuit, lawsuit against old lady, legal advice., Minecraft, old lady, pregnant passenger, pregnant passenger’s situation, seeking compensation, Server, stop sign, SUV, totaled car, Wealthy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join now for a chance to reenact the epic car accident showdown between a 24-year-old dude, a 68-year-old lady, and a pregnant woman! Will you be able to avoid swerving into other players while moving at 45mph? Will you come out of the collision unscathed like the main character, or will you end up in the hospital like the pregnant passenger? Join now and experience the thrill of seeking legal advice and going after the older driver for compensation! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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AsteroidCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, asteroid collision, asteroid impact, asteroid monitoring, asteroid threat, asteroid tracking, asteroid warning, AsteroidCraft, Astronomy, celestial event, collision, cosmic threat, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, Panic, planetary defense, Server, Space, space exploration

so, like, there’s this totally wacky minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, literally! we got asteroids flying around and the chance of one smashing into earth in 2032 just went up, but, like, no need to freak out, just come join us and have a blast before the world ends, ya know?
we got, like, space cows and alien villagers walking around, trading with players and stuff. you can build your own space base and protect it from meteor showers and alien invasions. it’s a wild ride, man!

oh, and did i mention the diamond ore on this server is actually space diamonds? yeah, they’re super rare and powerful, so you gotta be quick to snag ’em before someone else does. but hey, if you’re lucky, you might even find a crater full of ’em after an asteroid impact. talk about hitting the jackpot!

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then come join us and see if you can survive the impending asteroid apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

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Astro Block Party – 2032 Hit!

2032, asteroid, asteroid impact, Astro, astronomers, Astronomy, Astronomy News, BLOCK, Celestial, collision, danger, discovery, Earth, Hit, Impact, near-Earth object, OBJECT, Party, planetary defense, Risk, Science, Space, space exploration, space threat

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ASTRONOMERS WHO DISCOVER SHIZZ LIKE 196-FOOT ASTEROIDS DAT MIGHT CRASH INTO EARTH IN 2032! WE GONNA BUILD A GIANT SPACE SHIP TO ESCAPE AND SURVIVE DA APOCALYPSE! COME JOIN US AND HELP US BUILD DA SPACESHIP OF YO DREAMS! LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #ASTEROIDPARTY #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES #SPACESHIPBUILDERSUNITE

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AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

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FrostyNukeShipCrash

accident, Arctic, cargo ship, Cargo Vessel, collides, collision, FrostyNukeShipCrash, Icebreaker, Icebreaker Collision, Incident, Kara Sea, Kara Sea Collision, Maritime, maritime incident, Nuclear, Nuclear Accident, nuclear icebreaker, russia, Russian, shipping, shipping accident

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own russian nuclear icebreaker and crash it into cargo ships in the kara sea! watch as the chaos unfolds and the explosions light up the sky! become the ultimate captain of destruction and sail the icy waters in style. but be careful, because the cargo ships fight back with their own arsenal of weapons! join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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ProtestPuncherCraft

accident, belgrade, CAR, collision, demonstration, demonstration gone wrong, Driver, Incident, injured, law enforcement, News, peaceful protesters, protest, ProtestPuncherCraft, Rally, RAMMING, Safety, Serbia, STUDENT, traffic, violence

YO YO YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE LIKE BEYONCE?!!
LEMME TELL U A STORY, ONE TIME A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT BUT OUR MODS WERE LIKE “NAH U AIN’T GONNA RUIN OUR FUN, CREEPER!” AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY, BRO.

AND IF U THINK U CAN’T BUILD, THINK AGAIN! WE GOT BUILD BATTLES EVERY HOUR WHERE U CAN SHOW OFF UR MAD BUILDING SKILLS AND WIN PRIZES LIKE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS PURPLE, THE DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CANDY, AND THE ADVENTURES ARE AS WILD AS A CHICKEN RIDING A PIG INTO BATTLE. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOOOO!!! 🎉🐷🌈🎮

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EarthDoomed SMP: RoguePlanetHit

astronomical calculations, astronomical events, Astronomy, catastrophic events, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, collision, cosmic threats, Earth, EarthDoomed, existential risks, planetary collision, planetary defense, planetary impact, planetary science, potential disasters, rogue objects, Rogue Planet, RoguePlanetHit, smp, Space, space exploration, space hazards

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like a rogue planet hitting Earth level of crazy! We have so many insane things happening, like pigs riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers doing the Macarena! It’s wild, I tell ya!
And get this, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand (which is actually just a stick he found on the ground, but don’t tell him I said that). Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of chaos and fun, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

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Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Capture, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, Charon, collision, cosmic events, cosmic mysteries, dwarf planet, gravitational pull, kiss, kiss-and-capture, Minecraft, Moon, moon formation, planetary collisions, planetary dynamics, planetary science, PLUTO, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

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OilSpillSurvival

#authorities, Black sea, catastrophe, Cleanup, collision, Disaster, emergency, Environment, globe, Krasnodar, oil spill, OilSpillSurvival, Pollution, Prevent, russia, Russian oil vessels, SEAS, shadow fleet, Tankers, threat, Urgent

LOL, WELCOME TO OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE OIL SPILLS ARE A THING OF THE PAST! JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN OIL-FREE PARADISE, AWAY FROM THE RUSSIAN SHADOW FLEET OF DOOM.
WE’VE GOT CRAZY MINI-GAMES LIKE “CLEAN THE OCEAN” AND “SAVE THE DOLPHINS”! YOU CAN EVEN RIDE A GIANT TURTLE AROUND THE MAP, SAVING THE DAY LIKE A TRUE HERO!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE SAVING THE PLANET HAS NEVER BEEN SO HILARIOUSLY FUN! LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT WORLD FREE FROM OIL SPILLS AND RUSSIAN SHADOW FLEETS, TOGETHER!

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Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!
Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

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TransCraft: Would You Rather Edition

challenging choices, Decision making, Edition, gender affirmation, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, hypothetical scenarios, identity exploration, Individuality, introspection, LGBTQ, Personal preferences, Picking, Self Discovery, self reflection, societal norms, Thought-provoking, Trans, TransCraft, Transgender, would you rather

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns that poop rainbows and creepers that tell dad jokes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of talking llamas who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wonderful world filled with magic and mayhem!

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Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!

196210494previous, AMERICANS, Canada, Canucks, Crafty, crazy, Cum, Educational, mexico, Server, Usa

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll learn absolutely nothing! Our “educational” edition is perfect for those who want to avoid any form of intellectual growth while playing video games.
Join us for a chance to ride on giant flying llamas and battle against zombie unicorns in epic quests for the rarest loot. Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will boogie down with you as you mine for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our secret underwater disco party where you can dance with mermaids and jellyfish while avoiding the wrath of the evil squid king.

So why waste your time on boring, educational servers when you can have a wild and wacky adventure with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyGamerDudes: The Final Showdown

adorable, animated series, Anime, CGDCTbros, comedy, CraftyGamerDudes, Cute girls, Feel-Good, female friendship, FINAL, friendship, Girl Power, Heartwarming, Japanese culture, Kawaii, lighthearted, Manga, moe, Otaku, school life, showdown, slice of life, Uplifting

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most insane server you’ve ever seen!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian, and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command!

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs CGDCTbros when you can have all this craziness on our server?

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Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!

Anime, Atmospheric, complex, Cyberpunk, Dark, dystopian, Ergo, ergo proxy, Existential, feel, Fun, futuristic, games, meets, Minecraft, mood, Mystery, Philosophical, PIXEL, proxy, Psychological, Sci Fi, SIMILAR, Thought-provoking, Thriller, VIBES, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing llamas, where every tree you chop down turns into a disco ball, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!
Join this server for an experience unlike any other. Explore mind-blowing landscapes filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking mushrooms. Build epic structures with blocks that change color with the beat of the music. And battle against other players in insane mini-games like llama racing, disco ball dodgeball, and creeper cuddling contests.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the crazy world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469

Adventures, Anons, blocky, Server

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles with giant chickens.
Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples! And don’t forget about the legendary creeper that tells jokes while exploding (it’s a real blast)!

But that’s not all, our server is also known for its INSANE mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT blocks trying not to explode, or “Pig Racing” where you can ride on the back of a pig and race against other players to the finish line.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Fresh Season, Gear, ink, Inkopolis, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Shenanigans, Splatfest, splatoon, splatoonwiki, version 7.2.0, weapons

Welcome to the most inkredible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can dive into a world where Baby Chicks, Li’l Bunnies, and Bear Cubs battle it out in epic Splatfests!

Join us and witness the chaos as players fight for dominance in our fresh Season that’s on until 5/31. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with the latest Version 7.2.0 patch notes straight from the Nintendo gods themselves. You won’t find this kind of exclusive content anywhere else!

And if you’re looking for a place to show off your gear, weapons, and collectibles, look no further than our server’s catalog where you can browse through all the inkcredible items available.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness, join the fun, and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition

childhood trauma, comparison, diamonds, Digging, Edition, inner critic, Insecurity, lack of validation, low self-esteem, mental health, negative self-talk, personal growth, root of the problem, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-perception, societal standards, Therapy

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of feeling down about yourself? Well, look no further because joining our server will boost your self-esteem to levels you never thought possible!
Picture this: you log in and immediately POOF! You’re now the ruler of a majestic kingdom filled with sparkly unicorns and flying pigs. Your Minecraft character is now a supermodel with abs of steel and a killer fashion sense. People will bow down to you as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted llama.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you ever feel sad, just type “/hug” in the chat and a virtual hug will magically appear to make everything better.

So why waste another second feeling down about yourself? Join our server now and become the confident, powerful Minecraft overlord you were always meant to be!

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Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

Adult, adult entertainment, adult humor, adult jokes, adult themes, comedy, controversial humor, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, edgy jokes, Fun, humor, inappropriate humor, Japan, Japanese comedy, mature content, meets, Minecraft, offensive humor, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, risque jokes, taboo topics

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:
– Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

– Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

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Pixelated Pervs and Picasso

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGENerated Art, Doggystyle Edition, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, Picasso, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

Welcome to the Doggystyle Edition Minecraft server! 🐶🕺
Last time on /degen/: 📺👀 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! 💥😂

Reasons to join: – Experience the most insane block merging techniques you’ve ever seen! 🤯🔨 – Get comfy with our Node-based ComfyUI for the ultimate user experience! 🛋️🖥️ – Forge your own path with our stable diffusion webui Forge! 🔥⚒️ – Dive into the world of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content like never before! 🌍👀🔞

But wait, there’s more! – LoRa Training scripts for those looking to level up their skills! 📚💪 – PonyXL Information for all your pony needs and more! 🦄📝 – OP Pasta for a taste of the most deliciously degen content! 🍝🤤

Join now for a chance to explore a world like no other, filled with excitement, laughter, and endless possibilities! 🌟🎮

Disclaimer: No actual dogs were involved in the making of this server. 😉🚫🐕

Remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life! 💻🌈🚀

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Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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