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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5531 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Star Shards Collected: | 239 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being guilt-tripped into watching someone else’s kid while you’re on winter break. Instead, you can enjoy sleeping in way too late and being lazy without any judgment. Plus, we have free childcare services in-game, so you can trust that your virtual children will be taken care of while you explore the blocky world.
Don’t let your sister weaponize your nephew against you – join our server and surround yourself with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being expected to play mommy when you’re just trying to enjoy your child-free, college years. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind!