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  • Block Bux: Parental Dilemma

    Block Bux: Parental Dilemma

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    Welcome to the Great Financial Abyss of Minecraft: Forking Family Fortunes!

    Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Enter a realm where parental expectations are a currency more valuable than diamonds and the fabric of familial love has more holes than an old cheese grater!


    The Illustrious Introduction

    Have you ever felt the weight of the world crush you, much like a Creeper sneaking up behind you? In this server, you won’t just mine ores; you’ll mine emotions, fears, and deep-seated guilt! Join us as we navigate the treacherous terrain of family business ventures that seem to sprout like mushrooms after a rainstorm. Why did your parents need $10,000 overnight? Who knows! Maybe they’re starting a secret society of amateur entrepreneurs! Or perhaps they’ve concocted a plot to build the world’s first Trampoline McDonald’s!


    Server Features / Mechanics: Absurdities Await!

    Feature Description
    Business Ideas of the Abyss Engage in random and nonsensical business ventures like "Biscuit Mining" or "Freestyle Farming"!
    Parental Disappointment Scale Experience the profound joy of being disowned! Level up your disappointment points for rewards!
    Guilt Geodes Collect sparkling clusters of guilt in every corner of our bizarre landscapes—trade them for memories!
    Insurance Roulette Spin the wheel! Will you keep your coverage or be left to fend for yourself against the perilous mobs?
    Negotiation Mini-Games Participate in dramatic confrontations with NPCs that resemble your disapproving parents!

    Legends of the Server: Where No One Knows, But Everyone Assumes!

      • The Legend of the Disowned Child: Once upon a time, a player refused to give up their precious emeralds. Now, they roam the lands as a spectral warning to others (and never get invited to family gatherings).
      • The Fabled Business of Clarity: A tale of a player who sought knowledge only to find out their family business involved inflatable furniture sales. Beware investing in inflatable unicorns—it’s a slippery slope!

    Conspiracies and Controversies

      • Banned in 12 Countries?: This server has been flagged in various dimensions for "prolonged exposure to familial anxiety," but we’re still here, flying rebelliously high on our virtual pig steeds!
      • The Eldritch Council: Rumor has it, the advice-giving NPCs are actually infiltrated by interdimensional beings from Xzorthon III, ensuring you NEVER make the right choice!

    Testimonials from the Damned:

    "I joined this server thinking I’d be free from my parents’ oppression. Turns out, the real oppression was the chill of the void!" – DismayedSteve37

    "I invested in the Trampoline McDonald’s idea! Now I have nothing but a bounce in my step and a heavy heart!" – WanderingMisfortune


    F.A.Q. (Foolhardy Anxieties Quelled):

    Q: Why should I invest in a business my parents started? A: Who needs parental approval when you can build a majestic castle of sand instead?

    Q: How do I escape the parental guilt? A: Simple! Craft a portal to the Nether and pretend they don’t exist! Voilà!

    Q: Will I ever come back home? A: Home? Is it even a place, or just a state of mind dripping in regret? Who can say!


    Join Us. Do Not Resist.

    Are you ready to step into an infinity of unforeseen circumstances where reality and gameplay blend into a mesmerizing concoction of chaos? Will you lend your blocky hand to your parents in their un-specified entrepreneurial endeavors? Or will you break familial ties altogether in a world where betrayal is just another form of creativity?

    Dive in, brave adventurer! Forgotten grudges await, and the loot is as unpredictable as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Join before it’s too late!

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  • Ellie’s Escape Minecraft Server

    Ellie’s Escape Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a debate on whether Joel did the right thing for saving Ellie! Join us and choose your side in this heated argument – Team Joel or Team Ellie. Who knew a blocky world could be so full of drama and intrigue? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • TomHanksCraft – The Most Terrifying Minecraft Server!

    TomHanksCraft – The Most Terrifying Minecraft Server!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where Tom Hanks is lowkey terrifying! That’s right, our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists, all thanks to the one and only Tom Hanks.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly Tom Hanks appears out of nowhere, wielding a diamond sword and demanding to be your neighbor. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with Tom Hanks clones, all trying to steal your precious diamonds.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Tom Hanks also hosts weekly movie nights where he screens his greatest films for all the players to enjoy. And rumor has it, if you can defeat Tom Hanks in a PvP battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the madness that is Tom Hanks in all his lowkey terrifying glory!

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  • Swords and Soot – Where chaos reigns supreme and roleplay gets messy! Join the fun in 1.16.5

    Swords and Soot – Where chaos reigns supreme and roleplay gets messy! Join the fun in 1.16.5

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    Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Version 1.16.5
    Focus Survival with light geopolitical roleplay
    Mods Immersive Engineering, Create, Mekanism, Immersive Railroading, Immersive Vehicles, Timeless, Classic Guns
    Nations 5 player-ran nations with distinct building styles
    RAM Requirement 6gb to run, 4gb to load

    FAQ – Lords Of Soot Minecraft Server

    1. How can I join Lords Of Soot server?

    You can join by using the IP: mc.lordsofsoot.tesseracthosting.com:21500 in your Minecraft client.

    2. Can I create my own nation on the server?

    Yes, you can create your own nation with its distinct governance and building style.

    3. What mods are included in the Lords Of Soot modpack?

    The modpack primarily consists of Immersive Engineering, Create, Mekanism, Immersive Railroading, Immersive Vehicles, Timeless, Classic Guns, as well as cooking, agriculture, and decorative mods.

    4. How large is the server map?

    The server map is large-scale Terraforged map featuring stunning rivers, mountains, and vistas.

    5. How can I get more information about the server?

    You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/weUerta7qj or visit the Wiki at https://lords-of-soot.fandom.com/wiki/Lords_of_Soot_Wiki.

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  • ChargeCraft Minecraft Server

    ChargeCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of political drama and legal shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only charges being thrown around are fire charges in PvP battles! Our elections are so fair, even Putin would be impressed – no rigged votes here, just pure block-placing fun. Plus, our community is so chill, you won’t have to worry about anyone creating charges out of thin air against you. So come on, join us and leave the real world craziness behind!

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