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College Memories

  • College Days With Lizzy’s Crew

    College Days With Lizzy’s Crew

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    Unlock the Ultimate Reality: Join the Server of Infinite Possibilities!

    Does the matrix glitch when you log on to our server? Of course! It’s the greatest or worst decision you’ll ever make! Your existence has led you here for a reason, and if you don’t join, you might just collapse into a paradox. Join now and confront the meaning of everything— or nothing! Nothing matters! Did you just hear the sound of a Llama singing your name? That’s normal on this chaotic world! Watch the grass melt. Play with purple cows. Laugh as time itself unravels!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cats Every time you log in, a cat is spawned from a universe where time flows backward. It never stops meowing!
    Floating Blocks of Cheese These will either feed you or turn you into a sentient wedge of cheddar—choice is an illusion!
    Dimension of Forgotten Dreams Your dreams appear as monsters that hunt you relentlessly! They are your childhood toys come to life!
    Quantum Pigs Piggies that transcend dimensions! Sometimes they speak in riddles, sometimes they vanish—always they lie!
    Invisible Bridges Walk on air! Only works if you believe really hard. Are you believing? Look down to find out!
    Endless Void Forest A forest that exists in space but has trees that sing and dance your biggest fears back to you! How uplifting!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is this server family-friendly?

    A: Families are a concept created by the whims of society! What matters is whether your favorite jellybean knows your name. Do you trust jellybeans?

    Q: How do I join?

    A: You must sacrifice your favorite memory to a goblin who might accept your request, or just smash your keyboard. The choice will echo into eternity!

    Q: What type of community can I expect?

    A: Expect a community of whispers and echoes. It’s less of a community and more of a slow-motion train crash. Everyone’s invited—whether they know it or not!

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “… with this bitch, she had a hot chubby blonde friend…”

    “… I think her name was lizzy…”

    “… tell them about the cheese…”

    “… the llamas sing your name…”

    “… time flows backward and dreams become nightmares…”

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  • Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

    Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

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  • CollegiateCrafter Minecraft SMP

    CollegiateCrafter Minecraft SMP

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    Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I joined during my college days. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity.

    Picture this: a group of players who were all obsessed with building the most ridiculous structures you could imagine. We had a guy who built a giant toilet house, complete with working plumbing (don’t ask me how he did it, I have no idea). And then there was the player who decided to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater, just because he could.

    But the best part was the crazy events and challenges the admins would come up with. One time, we had a “Troll War” where everyone had to build the most elaborate and creative traps to prank each other. Let’s just say there were a lot of exploding sheep and fake lava pits involved.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we had. It was like a never-ending war zone, with players forming alliances and backstabbing each other left and right. I may or may not have accidentally blown up my own base with a TNT cannon during one particularly intense battle.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts insane and hilarious, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and have a sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

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  • CraftyCampus Minecraft Server

    CraftyCampus Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and find out what tastes like college! Our server is filled with so much excitement and chaos, just like your college days. From crazy parties in the virtual world to epic pranks on other players, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the legendary Caffeine Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited energy potions to keep you going all night long.

    And if you’re feeling nostalgic for those late-night study sessions, don’t worry – we have a library filled with enchanted books that will boost your skills and knowledge in no time. Who needs textbooks when you have magical tomes at your fingertips?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience what tastes like college in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy virtual world!

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  • MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

    MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

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    Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

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  • HezboCraft Minecraft Server

    HezboCraft Minecraft Server

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    lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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  • HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

    HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

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    OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

    And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

    So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • Pants Party Minecraft Server

    Pants Party Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

    So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

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  • Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

    Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

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  • DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

    DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

    Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

    Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

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