college memories Minecraft Servers

College Memories

  • College Days With Lizzy’s Crew

    College Days With Lizzy’s Crew

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    Unlock the Ultimate Reality: Join the Server of Infinite Possibilities!

    Does the matrix glitch when you log on to our server? Of course! It’s the greatest or worst decision you’ll ever make! Your existence has led you here for a reason, and if you don’t join, you might just collapse into a paradox. Join now and confront the meaning of everything— or nothing! Nothing matters! Did you just hear the sound of a Llama singing your name? That’s normal on this chaotic world! Watch the grass melt. Play with purple cows. Laugh as time itself unravels!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Cats Every time you log in, a cat is spawned from a universe where time flows backward. It never stops meowing!
    Floating Blocks of Cheese These will either feed you or turn you into a sentient wedge of cheddar—choice is an illusion!
    Dimension of Forgotten Dreams Your dreams appear as monsters that hunt you relentlessly! They are your childhood toys come to life!
    Quantum Pigs Piggies that transcend dimensions! Sometimes they speak in riddles, sometimes they vanish—always they lie!
    Invisible Bridges Walk on air! Only works if you believe really hard. Are you believing? Look down to find out!
    Endless Void Forest A forest that exists in space but has trees that sing and dance your biggest fears back to you! How uplifting!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is this server family-friendly?

    A: Families are a concept created by the whims of society! What matters is whether your favorite jellybean knows your name. Do you trust jellybeans?

    Q: How do I join?

    A: You must sacrifice your favorite memory to a goblin who might accept your request, or just smash your keyboard. The choice will echo into eternity!

    Q: What type of community can I expect?

    A: Expect a community of whispers and echoes. It’s less of a community and more of a slow-motion train crash. Everyone’s invited—whether they know it or not!

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “… with this bitch, she had a hot chubby blonde friend…”

    “… I think her name was lizzy…”

    “… tell them about the cheese…”

    “… the llamas sing your name…”

    “… time flows backward and dreams become nightmares…”

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  • Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

    Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

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  • CollegiateCrafter Minecraft SMP

    CollegiateCrafter Minecraft SMP

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    Oh man, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I joined during my college days. It was like stepping into a whole new world of chaos and hilarity.

    Picture this: a group of players who were all obsessed with building the most ridiculous structures you could imagine. We had a guy who built a giant toilet house, complete with working plumbing (don’t ask me how he did it, I have no idea). And then there was the player who decided to recreate the entire city of Atlantis underwater, just because he could.

    But the best part was the crazy events and challenges the admins would come up with. One time, we had a “Troll War” where everyone had to build the most elaborate and creative traps to prank each other. Let’s just say there were a lot of exploding sheep and fake lava pits involved.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we had. It was like a never-ending war zone, with players forming alliances and backstabbing each other left and right. I may or may not have accidentally blown up my own base with a TNT cannon during one particularly intense battle.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts insane and hilarious, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and have a sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

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  • CraftyCampus Minecraft Server

    CraftyCampus Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and find out what tastes like college! Our server is filled with so much excitement and chaos, just like your college days. From crazy parties in the virtual world to epic pranks on other players, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the legendary Caffeine Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited energy potions to keep you going all night long.

    And if you’re feeling nostalgic for those late-night study sessions, don’t worry – we have a library filled with enchanted books that will boost your skills and knowledge in no time. Who needs textbooks when you have magical tomes at your fingertips?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience what tastes like college in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy virtual world!

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  • DoggoWalk Minecraft Server

    DoggoWalk Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid crazy neighbors like the one I encountered on my walk today? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where no one can yell at you for simply walking by their house. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who won’t follow you around and harass you like that grumpy old man did to me. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while – you deserve a break from all the craziness!

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  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama

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    Are you tired of dealing with nosy neighbors and busybodies who think they know everything? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual world free from judgmental Karens!

    On our server, you can create your own furniture store and run a completely legal and definitely not sketchy in-home daycare without any interference from child care licensing! No need to worry about fines or jail time here, unless you count the virtual jail we have for griefers.

    Join us and escape the drama of real life by building, crafting, and exploring with like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Say goodbye to Facebook drama and hello to a world where you can block and delete anyone who tries to rain on your blocky parade. See you in the game, where the only rules are to have fun and leave the real-world drama at the door!

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  • NightmareWord Minecraft SMP

    NightmareWord Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen. And our leader is a talking potato who gives out quests like “Find the legendary diamond carrot” or “Defeat the evil chicken army”.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon named Fluffy who breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon for a picnic. And every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons showing off their best moves. It’s lit, fam.

    So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties

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    Are you tired of playing on servers full of blocky faces and pixelated bodies? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most stunning Minecraft characters you’ve ever seen! Our players have faces so beautiful, they make Steve and Alex look like dirt blocks. Join us for a chance to mingle with the most gorgeous avatars in the Minecraft universe. Who needs diamonds when you can have a player base this hot?

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  • Glide Bomb Jam Minecraft Server

    Glide Bomb Jam Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is jamming russian glide bombs like a boss! we got explosions galore and you gotta dodge those bombs like a pro to survive. it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs. trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else. join now and show off your bomb dodging skills!

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  • TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear

    TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear

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    lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance

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