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MemorialCraft Minecraft Server

Afterlife, alcoholism, Amends, Catholic, Closure, college girlfriend, decision, family, forgiveness, friendship, healing, intervention, Loss, memorial service, MemorialCraft, Minecraft, Rehab, Resentment, Respect, self reflection, Server, Sobriety, Tragedy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9164	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further, my friend! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, redemption, and maybe even a little bit of ghostly intervention.

Picture this: a server where ex-girlfriends from college haunt you for eternity, leading you to rehab and ultimately to sobriety. Our server is like a twisted soap opera, with plot twists that will leave you scratching your head and wondering what just happened.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, interventions, and the afterlife. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a ghostly ex-girlfriend who just can’t seem to let go.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! (Disclaimer: No real ex-girlfriends were harmed in the making of this server)

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, attracted, blowback, Book, Buzzfeed News, Confesses, DAUGHTER, gross comments, gtTrump, Incest, ivanka trump, John Kelly, Miles Taylor, Minecraft, New York Times, Oval Office, pedophile, Prison, resistance, Richard Cohen, sexual attraction, sexually, smp, trump, Washington Post, White House

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Villages Defended:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	54	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

BackHanded, backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, CompliMentality, funny, funny compliments, Minecraft, odd, odd compliments, offbeat, outlandish, quirky, quirky compliments, smp, strange, strange compliments, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual compliments, weird, weird compliments

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	69353
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

MineTop5CatList

category, long tail tags, MineTop5CatList, tags, top five

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

armed group, Creepercraft, economic sanctions, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial woes, funding sources, hezbollah, Hezbollah finances, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah operations, Israeli strikes, Lebanese organization, Middle East conflict, militant group, Military operations, Minecraft, money problems, political instability, regional tensions, security threats, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2286	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Towns Built:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mines Excavated:	3865
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

RandomMC

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

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💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Events, Exploration, Farms, java, landscapes, Map, Mature, Moderators, Perfectum, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, rule, smp, Survival, villagers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1011
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!