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QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Zombie Dances:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	300	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2442
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!